I made a decision to avoid posting topics whose humor is derived from the reaction of the replies, not from content of the topic itself. Obviously this topic was treading on that line and not many people could see it was satirical. Therefore many angry replies were had despite it being tagged #satire. But rather than leave the thread up with a disclaimer, I feel it's better to take it down. So...sorry.
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If we did this what would all the 8 year Olds still playing COD do
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In my country the parents are responsible for that. The age rating is a recommendation. So stfu. You are not responsible for the education of other children than yours. And for your children you are responsible.
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25 and under banned from game and forums is better
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Glad to see you're back.
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........ I can't tell if you're serious or I'm being Punk'd?
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I am 12 and I am OP
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I played GTA when I was 10. Don't see me acting all crazy do you? *pets shrunken head voodoo doll*
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Yes. Also anyone under 18. Also anyone under 21.
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Edited by Vector Mortis: 2/9/2016 3:05:27 PMjust like 4 year olds shouldnt be on CoD, but they are its a stupid idea, you're pretty much saying that people are going to stalk us and one day my little brother is going to get on and get me banned?
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I know it's satire but I agree anyway
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Are you real longface?
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Lol guys this is #satire
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I know your posts are all satire but yes.
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That would be amazing.
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Wow, I was going to say something but lol, some people try to hard to satire, but this is nice.
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Children should definitely require microchips that can be traced by Sony, Microsoft, Google, Apple, their parents, NSA.....the list should go on.
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Edited by byekv1: 2/9/2016 1:37:43 PMMONEY!!! Give me!
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The ratings are recommendations, not concrete.
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That's not going to fly. Facial recognition to play a game? I don't support that. Too many ways for players to get what you look like and other personal information. Also, why let 10 years olds wants pg13 movies then.
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Edited by k78478k: 2/9/2016 11:42:21 AMThis all seemed legit until the last paragraph, then I just lost it. Beautiful Wow...no one noticed satire.
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Nice satire. I must be the only one who actually read the post.
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Honestly Destiny should've been an 18. I'm sick of hearing all this lore about aliens, species and gods and then seeing them in-game just makes them look like little bitches compared to what they sounded like. I want to actually fear the Hive goddamnit instead of laughing in the face of their god
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It's actually pretty funny how kids try to diss me
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Yes - ban them, and ban them for good
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Some of your points make sense some don't Over all no bad idea
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Wouldn't the squeakers just wear 'parent ' masks ?