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2/7/2016 7:22:03 PM
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Lmao ive got you beat. Im watching it on an 80 inch... Behind the glass of a tv store because i cant afford it
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Store manager comes out: "Whatcha doin?" Continue the dialogue
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Waiting for my popcorn to finish at the stand
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"See that 80 inch TV? Ill give it for free if you do something 4 me but It will be the most hardest thing you will ever do"
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*Takes off clothing* I'm ready
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Oh god i was drinking water. Do you know how painful it is to shoot freezing water through your nose
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Did it freeze halfway through and now you have icicles hanging out of your nose
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Haha im in texas so its to hot for that now maybe in new york
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"Uh if it involves handling a john been there done that got screwed last time."
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""No. You have to [spoiler]tackle Cam Newton"[/spoiler]
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Few thank god.... Oh wait...
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BYE!!! *Teleports you to to San Jose Stadium*
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Wait i just wanted to watch the SB....
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"At least he gets to be there if he hides" [spoiler]SALT LEVELS INCREASING [/spoiler]
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Whispering "holy sh*t im on the 50! Hmm maybe this will be better than watching the t.... Oh crap guards....
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"Hey You over there! Do you want Cam Newton's autograph?"
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Maybe.... Please dont hurt me i got randomly teleported here....
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"We won't hurt you. We are giving out free tv's they are in the storage in the back of the locker room."
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The locker room oh boy that sounds fun. Will i get to meet the players?
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"They are out eating right now. They left 10 mins ago." [spoiler]"Here are the keys. Now go before some one sees us." Good luck"[/spoiler]
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Edited by SabertoothChris: 2/7/2016 8:43:09 PMWhy thank you kind stranger whom ive never met before. [spoiler]unlocks locker room and goes in.[/spoiler] Wow so....clean....hmmm i expected it to be a little dirtier
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Note from Guards on wall: "If someone finds this, There is a TV in the the back with Super Bowl Tickets that allow anyone to go with you for free. Oh and the teams jet is there if you want to go back to your home and pick people up. Btw, im doing this because [spoiler]Money and Soccer is better. Have a great time."[/spoiler]
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Futbol. Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll. Halftime commercials
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