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[i]Welcome to Nerfed, a Destiny mini-series about the antics of a few crazy guardians! I'll be posting episodes at my leisure, 'cuz I don't have the motivation to run on a deadline.
(For easier access to these episodes, follow #HouseOfNerf. You'll get to see bonus content that you won't find anywhere else, and I won't have to drag you in here by the eyelashes. It's a win-win!)[/i]
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[b]This episode's Cast:
-Erik: Male Gunslinger Hunter. Shy and quiet, easily irritated.
-Taft: Male Defender Titan. Outgoing and happy, but easily embarrased.
-"Fluffy": Female Stormcaller Warlock. Kind, but not too good in combat. Hates being called "Fluffy." Real name unknown.[/b]
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[i]*Somewhere deep in The European Dead Zone, in a Rumble match*[/i]
[b]E:[/b] "Fluffy, put that down! Dammit, Fluffy!"
[b]F:[/b] "Stop calling me Fluffy, and maybe I will!"
[b]T:[/b] "Guys, stop fighting! It's just a cloak!"
Fluffy and Erik were both tugging at a bright red cloak, which normally adorned Erik's back. Taft, being a natural mediator, tried to step in, but it didn't turn out too well.
Erik and Fluffy both stopped fighting for a moment... But Fluffy quickly grabbed Taft's mark instead!
[b]T:[/b] "Hey! I worked hard for that mark!"
[b]E:[/b] "Oh, it's not 'just a cloak' now, is it?"
[b]F:[/b] "Heh, now I've got both of your class items! Aren't you gonna get them back?"
Fluffy took off running, followed closely by the others. Luckily for Taft, he was a Titan, so he activated his rocket skates and easily caught up to the warlock.
Erik, on the other hand, was not so lucky. As a Hunter, the agility class, it was only natural that he should be the slowest. Wait... Bah, nevermind.
Fluffy jumped to a ledge [i]juuuust[/i] out of Erik's reach. Poor Erik was helpless against the warlock's superior jumping skills.
[b]E:[/b] "That's just evil..."
[b]F:[/b] "Oh, come on. I told you not to call me Fluffy. This is what happens."
[b]E:[/b] "......"
[b]F:[/b] "You can have your cloak back after you say sorry."
[b]E:[/b] "Okay, okay, I'm sor-"
*Guardian Down*
[b]XxMLG420xX[/b] >,=---- [b]Erik[/b]
[b]Shaxx:[/b] "I can't believe what I'm seeing!!!"
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Edited by mannagement: 2/15/2016 6:30:17 PMI see a clear 'Fluffy' comparison here... [spoiler]( ಠ ʖ̯ಠ)[/spoiler]