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2/3/2016 1:42:57 AM
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Stand by the door naked with a bow wrapped around you and his favorite food/dessert in your hand when he gets home...surprise
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You'd have to work a little faster so it's not all over the place, but the sliding part is not entirely a bad thing. Well, from what I understand anyway.
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Lol it's not as sexy as you think it would be ... Shoveling in ice cream really quickly
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LOL You're probably right. But they also always like drippage. You have to experiment with how much is a safe amount. =P
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Yea true the best thing would be to take a spoon and make it drip down you and tell him looks like I'm dirty!
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HAHA! That's fantastic!
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*takes notes* 😁
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Chicken wings: deep throat the wing and pull it back out without the meat. That will really get him going
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That actually sounds a little terrifying.
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Sounds like talent
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Sounds dangerous. She just deboned a chicken wing with her mouth... it's like those sink garbage disposals...
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So I'll wear a helmet. It's worth the risk
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Ha ha ha if you say so
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Edited by Rei: 2/3/2016 5:25:55 AMAlternatively, you can wipe it off with your finger, and then lick it. =D EDIT: Eye-contact is key with this option.
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He'll talk about it for years
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Experience? Lol
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Yup... Beer one hand ice cream cake in the other he said Best Birthday Ever
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[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak+and+Blowjob+Day[/url] Yup...
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But what if I want steak for valentines?
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Ribs?
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Steak
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*shrug* steak again? I thought ribs was a good substitute... Molten lava cake?
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Edited by TXginger: 2/3/2016 5:32:12 AMRibs is OK but you can never go wrong with a juicy steak And no molten a pizookie
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I agree... I prefer steak to ribs. Man... that reminds me, I haven't had one in weeks. =( wtf is a pizookie?
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A pie cookie A restaurant called BJs (yes I know...and no not that) has it ^
