My roommate treats his girlfriend like literal shit. What's even weirder is that she calls him "dad". And what's EVEN weirder is that he acts like she's his mom and she does everything for him. It's like one huge incestuous idiot fest. I mean the shit they talk about on a daily basis makes me want to rip my -blam!-ing ears off. Which I why I now identify as a raccoon; I don't want to be at all related to the scum called my roommate. You can find me off of I-81 rummaging through a trash can with my night bandit brethren.
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quite a crazy shit that is.
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I-81?
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Interstate 81
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Edited by GarrisonWhite2: 2/5/2016 6:29:16 PMI know that.... [spoiler]Where at?[/spoiler]
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It's from Maryland to upstate New York area. I'll be in the Maryland portion
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Edited by GarrisonWhite2: 2/5/2016 6:33:38 PMCool. I'm in the PA portion.
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Feel free to join us any time down here
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I dont know. These sure is a lot of variety out there.....im very sorry I hope you can move out with your sanity intact.
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I have 13 more weeks of this hell. I really think I might beat the shit out of him. Like punch his stupid -blam!-ing face until I can't see the smug look on it anymore.
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Bro can I hang out with you? I identify as a possum
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Sure man, but you have to play dead to scare off predators.
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Yeah I got you
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Grrrr, I'm a predator.
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Fight me *plays dead*
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Edited by A Ghost: 2/9/2016 10:42:05 PMHi I'm your ghost if your wondering why you/I are dead is because while you/I played dead he dragged you/I off into the bushes and devoured you/I
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Well...¯\_(ツ)_/¯