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1/29/2016 10:47:23 AM
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When I was about 16, I had really long hair and a baby face. Me and my mom were in the parking lot of an Albertsons, and I was loading groceries into the trunk while my mom was sitting in the car. As I was doing this, I hear a loud truck drive up and stop behind me. I hear a guy's voice say "look at that ass!" I turn around and see a truck with four guys sitting in it, and the driver was partially hanging out the window staring at my ass. I look at him and say in my deepest voice possible, "thanks bro". The other three guys in the truck explode into laughter, and the driver's face gets beet red, and he immediately drives off. I realized it was time for a haircut. :/
[spoiler]Yes, this is a true story.[/spoiler]
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I have really long hair too and I was in a public pool about shoulder deep so all you would see from the back side was shoulders and hair and the life guard yelled at me telling me to "put a shirt on ma'am" and I don't think he expected a man with a full beard to turn around and say "no you"
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LMAO! That's f*cking awesome dude.
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That happened like two years ago now I've since shaved and stopped wearing my hair down but it was hilarious to see the look on his face
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Lol amazing
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Edited by Urban Shade: 3/11/2016 7:07:38 PM8/8 m8
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ARE YOU THAT KID FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK MOVIE?
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Not that I'm aware of. Never met any singing and dancing bears so probably not.
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Lmfao this cracked me up
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So savage you belong in a jungle
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My God. This is amazing.
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Lol, it's funny now, but at the time it was embarrassing.
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I would pay to see it.
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HAHAHHAHAH
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Was prolly lookin' at your mom
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She was in the driver's seat of the car while I was loading groceries and he was only a few feet away from me. It was pretty clear what he was looking at.
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Grow it back.
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It is still kind of long, but at least I look like a man now, lol.
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No. Grow it looong!
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Lol, ok why do you think I should grow it out?
