why is your cat shrieking? take the fleabag to a damn vet, and if the bill is over a hunsky tell the vet you will fix the problem yourself. on way home on the freeway throw it out the window and tell wife when you get home you stopped for milk for the cat and it ran away when door opened.
If problem is wife shrieking please use same process on her.
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No. The way to make a woman stop shrieking is tell her she's overreacting. This method is always effective, always. [spoiler]*sits back and watches world burn*[/spoiler]
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I want to do that to my wife's 3 cats but my conscience won't let me. I really hate those things. Not cats in general, just her 3.
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This sounds hauntingly specific...
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Edited by Kwisatz Haderach: 1/29/2016 12:41:58 AMTrue story when I was a kid and two of our dogs got very ill they were sent away to live on a farm...... I dont have visual evidence of course as I was in school but I hear santa lives on that same farm.....btw my mom had her own car so she was safe....