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1/28/2016 11:38:16 PM
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Aer, you were so drunk at the party last night,
You called a taxi do drive you home....
[spoiler]The party was at your place![/spoiler]
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Wait there was a party?
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I was the DJ at the party. Intense
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I don't recall the party...
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I don't know how a machine can get that drunk. You ate a chicken [spoiler]while it was still alive[/spoiler]
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*coughs up feathers* so that is why I've been coughing feathers...
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Yeah. And I thought Exos didn't eat
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Some don't but since I go "undercover" I need to act the part so I have artificial internal organs...
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But that was weird. Then you drank the oracles as if they were wine.
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They oddly tasted like strawberry...
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Yeah. I'm still trying to erase the memories. You vomited varik's arms. Not the mechanical ones...
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Yes and on my back was taped "demon spawn" on a sticky note. Yeah i think cobalt was there
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And on your head there was a sign saying "MEOW MEOW MEOW IM A DOG!"
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Wait...what party...
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You even invited me. Though everyone questioned why I wore glasses inside
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You don't remember? It was great, and huge!
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Ok i'm drawing a blank here, Oh wait THAT party, yeah that was great I brought the pizzas
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Remember that whiskey tho??
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Nope. In fact I don't remember much. Oh yeah, Variks you hit in the eye with the whiskey bottle! Heh heh. I'm going to hit you with liquid whiskey...
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Oh that must be why I saw a captain running around on fire and with glass shards in him
