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1/26/2016 7:42:23 AM
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Guys, stop. Please.

Christians, we don't need to shove our beliefs and rules down non-Christians' throats. That's no way to convert or convince others. Atheists, you need to stop trying to convert us by barraging us with empty insults and meaningless lists, that's no way to convert or convince us. Each of us may look stupid to the other, but we all look like bickering little bitches in God's eyes (if you believe in him) and to any other religion or lack there of. We need to go back to talking about dogs on porches, toast in envelopes, and other random [b]Offtopic[/b] shit that doesn't have to do with religion.

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  • Edited by nearlight: 1/27/2016 4:04:21 PM
    Here's how the Big Bang and God both exist. So, there's God. Just God. Nothing else. One day, he was constipated, but there weren't any toilets. He tried just pooping in space, but it wouldn't come out at first. He tried so hard that when it came out, he blew up. His giant shits became rocky planets. His farts became gas giants and Suns. The little fragments of God became planets with life on them or meteors that hit rocky planets. The planets started to orbit around the fart Suns, and that's how the universe was created.

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