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Edited by Spawn: 1/28/2016 1:46:17 AM
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Bernie Sanders' Economic Policy explained in Destiny Terms

Bernie Sanders' campaign is built on what he and many others call wealth inequality, his entire economic policy is built on addressing this "issue". In an effort to promote understanding of his widely popular policies I will now explain them and how they work within the scope of Destiny. Let's begin.. Commander Zavala's term is finished and elections are in process to select a new commander of the Vanguard. The Speaker tried running but was deemed "out of touch and too old" for this young generation of guardians. In a close election between Bernie Sanders and Cayde-6, Cayde-6's past habits of boozing and womanizing come out after a string of sexual harassment accusations from Petra Venj and Amanda Holliday. Bernie Sanders ends up pulling ahead and winning after this information becomes public. Sweeperbot mounts an unsuccessful 3rd party campaign. Bernie Sanders is sworn in as Commander of the Vanguard and vows to tackle the problem of wealth inequality among Guardians. Wealth in Destiny consists of a combination of exotics, god-roll legendaries, strange coins, and light level (among other things). Let's face it some guardians are much wealthier than others! Bernie vows to fight this wealth inequality "these 1-percenters have way too much wealth, why does a guardian need a last word, a black spindle, and a chaperone? They can't even equip all of them at once!" Bernie goes on to say "I've seen these 1-percenters, some of them have two Twilight Garrisons, Thorns, Party Crashers with rangefinder and rifled barrel, and HUNDREDS of strange coins. How can an up and coming guardian ever attain that sort of wealth when they're only getting 30 or so strange coins a week? These 1-percenters have all the exotics they could ever need and yet they still horde hundreds of strange coins and three of coins, it's not fair!" To make things "fair" Bernie hikes taxes on guardians that have an "excessive" amount of exotics and strange coins, if you have over 15 exotics you are hit with a 45% tax. You must pay the new Vanguard gov't 45% of your exotics or strange coins. If you have 20 exotics you pay a 60% tax on your exotics and strange coins, and if you have 35+ exotics you pay a 75% tax. It's only "fair". The new gov't then begins to subsidize Xur. As a result, Xur now provides two exotics and 10 three of coins a week to underprivileged guardians for "free". Regular guardians notice a spike in prices for exotics from Xur, armor prices rise to 18 strange coins a piece, weapon engrams rise to 25 strange coins, three of coins are now 10, and legacy engrams (a luxury item) come up to 50 strange coins a piece. Guardians who worked hard for their exotics and strange coins are ridiculed for being "wealthy", they were simply "lucky" they had RNG on their side. Never mind the fact that they spent hours raiding and grinding in Iron Banner, their high light level and collections of exotics/strange coins aren't the result of their hard work, they only have all that because of "luck" and it's "unfair". Bernie's economic policy and crippling taxes destroy all the incentive to raid and grind Iron Banner. "Why would I spend all that time and energy raiding when Bernie is just gonna tax and take most of my hard earned loot?" guardians ask. "Hell I could just sit back, pound some beers, and shoot dregs on patrol while collecting those "free" exotics and three of coins from Xur every week" other guardians say. As a result, wealthy guardians leave the tower, swear their allegiance to the Queen, and move to Reef (taking their exotics, strange coins, and possessions with them). Suddenly, no one is left to pay for the expensive subsidies and programs that supply underprivileged guardians with "free" exotics and three of coins. Without the "wealthy" to tax and pay for the gov't programs, these social programs go insolvent and suddenly Xur stops providing goods to underprivileged guardians. Meanwhile since their is still so much debt the higher prices on Xur's goods remain, sparking a revolt. Both the underprivileged and middle class guardians are unable to afford these high priced exotics and three of coins. The remaining guardians have become dependent on government and expect to be provided with something, however, Bernie's new Vanguard gov't is reeling in debt from providing all these "free" goods and services. The people begin to uprise (just like in every other example of socialism) and a coup is organized to oust Bernie from the Vanguard. One morning Bernie is walking outside with his bodyguard and is attacked by Cayde-6, Bernie and his bodyguard both fire their shotguns but Cayde-6 is 10 feet away and just outside of range. Cayde then quickly dispatches both of them from 10 feet away with his 1000YS sniper. Cayde-6 then embarks on a campaign to make the Vanguard great again. Meanwhile, the Reef has transformed into an economic powerhouse where guardians are eager to work hard, take risks, and keep the rewards of their work. The Reef has low taxes but because there is so much wealth their revenues remain strong, couple this with the fact that the Reef doesn't blow money on redistribution and social programs, and what do you know... They're running a budgetary surplus!! Moral of the story: Capitalism > "Democratic" Socialism Rand Paul 2016 ...and if he doesn't get the nomination any other Republican 2016, they're all more economically literate than Bernie! Edit: Lots of people showing love and lots of people hating. To the haters all I gotta say is supply and demand is LAW. Learn it, live it, love it. Bernie sure doesn't... Edit 2: Over-regulation is a bad thing. In Destiny terms, was Destiny better when it first came out or after all of Bungie's various nerfs and buffs? I think we know the answer... Edit 3: This post sure got crazy, kinda like Bernie Sander's economic policies. For all the haters I have one statement, supply and demand determines value. This is an irrefutable economic truth. Bernie's policies attempt to assign value in opposition to supply and demand. That is why his policies are guaranteed to fail. To everyone that showed some love, YOU ROCK!!

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  • I am very disappointed in in the company that manufactured this game as much money as I have paid and all of us have paid for the collectors edition that we don't get dedicated servers with a team that monitors the servers constantly to prevent lag switchers and basically people with lag should not be allowed to play with people with good connections I have played over 100 iron banner games in the last 24 hours + 10% of those games are actually good connection and fair games to play I am tired of playing a game where you can't win because somebody knows how to beat the system bungee needs to figure out how to keep the system safe and clean for all of its customers I will say it again I am very disappointed and I've got quite a few choice words I have been with destiny since the beginning of year one and I have been a proud member up until the taking king you got rid of thorn you keep making mistakes by lowering things increasing things make it right and then distribute bungee if you cannot fix this you are going to lose a valued customer and a lot of my friends that I play with constantly will go with me I don't speak much on the forms but this is put me at a level of upset that I have never been in a corporation please help I would like to stay a valued member help me to help you

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  • I hear what you're saying. I do. Now hear me: keep your goddamn politics out of my goddamn videogame tyvm.

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  • Let's not bring politics into the video game community.

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  • I can't be the only who read this whole thing and only took away from it that Cayde-6 should be the new Vanguard Commander.

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  • TL;DR, but anyone is better than Trump

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  • Interesting side note: socialism cannot function with out capitalism. Without capitalism, there would be no wealth to redistribute. China eventually figured this out, which is why they're still here. The USSR eventually did as well, but not until it was faaaaaar too late. And kudos on the shotgun/sniper double joke. :) Also..... VOTE SWEEPER BOT 2016! CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

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  • Oh god

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  • A better way to explain it would be that Bernie Sanders recognizes the imbalance in the system and devises a way to fix it. In video game terms it would be more like slanting odds of better rewards in certain circumstances to those who have yet to be lucky enough to roll an exotic. In effect bungie has already played the bernie role with the three of coins. The problem with our system of gov't is the undue influence of monied individuals and huge corporations. Look at who pays for the candidates campaigns. Including Rand Paul. Bernie Sanders has proven that he is not beholden to corporate interests. He is the only one who will actually change anything.

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    • Bernie is a Socialist and demands economic equality but not to the point that you and every other Republican in the world thinks. He just wants the poverty line to be demolished. Rich people will stay rich, but the Lower Class will be potentially abolished with the Upper Class' assistance.

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      • Free stuff is great till you run out of other people's money.

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        • Another ignorant twat that thinks that socialism is a dirty word. It's completely [b]OK[/b] that the majority of wealth gets concentrated to a proportionately smaller and smaller group of plutocrats while everyone else gets poorer! Hey genius, what happens when we run out of space and population growth stops? Hint: captalism is based on inflation... it's not going to work in the future, might as well solve that problem in advance.

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          • No. No. [b]NO.[/b] Cayde-6 is [i]not[/i] Donald Trump. Bad. The rest of the post is fine.

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          • Terrible way to relate it. This is under the assumption that only 10% of people have over 90% of the exotics and strange coins and that a select few have thousands upon thousands of exotics. Wouldn't it be safer to assume that we are all middle class since our vaults can't even hold enough exotics to be "filthy rich"? Exotics are already super affordable, and are not crippling whatsoever to purchase. Glimmer and strange coins are the only thing that will be taxed and no one is that glimmer rich, so long as you spend all of your strange coins you have no problems. Therefore Bernie Sanders policies will encourage spending of big companies rather than just hoarding billions Ill informed people like you are the reason your broken country will remain broken, enjoy your crippling debt as you can't afford to pay for health care

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          • Bernie is a liberal scumbag

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          • According to Bernie everyone should profit from my hard work...I was not put on this earth to pay for your kids college or some old farts cancer bill

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            • Why still do things? Simple answer: The betterment of mankind.

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            • I find your example funny because of how screwed up a situation it depicts. Regardless. See you in the reef.

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            • Time and work put in = rewards and loot in return. Earn your own -blam!-ing shit and don't worry or cry about someone else. In other words "git gud"

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            • Colonel Bernie Sanders' "free shit for everyone**" policies will legit kill America if implemented as is. ** except for the 'privileged'.

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            • Ha just what the Destiny forums need, a political debate.

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            • Boooooooring

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            • You basically just paraphrased Marx's novel, the communist manifesto. I applaud you

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            • Not even close bud

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            • I live just below the poverty line, and at first glance most of Sander's policies would benefit me. Yet, i have never once considered voting for him or any previous candidate that offered a similar plan. Just wish more people had the ability to plan long term and apply some basic common sense to it.

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            • Love it! Screw the haters that have been posting. You're right

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            • Edited by Racebum: 1/27/2016 2:00:57 AM
              i can't fault you for liking rand. he's a decent person....probably the only one in the GOP every current candidate wants to spend one way or another. the tax breaks the right wants will inflate prices. bernie will raise taxes....but you know...at least with bernie i get something for it there's no direct correlation with bungie or IB or anything here, none it's also convenient people harp about socialism then pay into social security, use free high school, use medicare, use paid time off. all socialist ideals stop watching fox news, go to a real college

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