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1/24/2016 8:28:54 PM
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Lights flashed within the orb. A battle. The idea of redemption. The guardian was trapped. A simulation within a simulation. Our hero meets the mysterious Xur as he was on his way out of the tower. He hands him the orb and Xur leaves. Let the Nine deal with this.
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*emits thousands upon thousands of electromagnetic pulses frying the simulation and breaks free into the real world as terror lands he coughs up blood as he transforms back into a cat* you know beings of the darkness can tell when they are trapped in a vex simulation, its an odd feeling at that but usually they give up, but not I *coughs up more blood* ugh i hate doing that, oh hey xur yeah that orb is basically junk now, so yeah I'll take that *takes ruined orb* now to do something that i have only done once before *floats up into the air seeping more darkness than light and starts to split as each copy splits more are created, effectively multiplying until the simulation breaks and breaks out of the simulation matrix and is covered in dark energy and blood* ow ow ow, that was not a good idea but I think it worked and now I am going to pass out, yep passing out now *passes out as a hunter is shown picking him up and boarding a ship as it flies into orbit*
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[i]Cobalt:[/i] alright xur what mystical wonders do you have for me today? *cobalt stares at an orb filled with vex energies* I got a question how much is the orb? *xur and cobalt negotiate a price for said orb with the favor still for xur* Well have a good day my mysterious friend!
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*small voice from the orb that sound like terror* help me...
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Shh little orb I know, I know... *a taken orb seizes Cobalt and spit him back at the compound (fixed of course)*
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*small voice* cobalt ..... Your a wizard harry *faint laughing can be heard emanating from the orb*
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*walks into a little workshop and grabs a few tools* First the science option *proceeds to use a laser to no avail* alright... A little more blunt *bashes with a very large sledgehammer shattering the orb releasing you about an inch away* Devil spawn... So uh, call it even?
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AAHH! *thunk* ow.. Yeah we're even ow ow *accumulates darkness and prepares to teleport* so yeah I'm never going near that guy again *Teleports onto [u]The Defiance[/u] and curls up in my bed and sleeps*
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*a taken orb spews cobalt out* all right devil spawn... *slowly pets your back* did you get Nuke's combat shell? Because I kinda need it...
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*perks head up* what combat shell, oh wait the A.I core from inside the vex simulation? If so yeah I got it. Also why do you call me "devil spawn?"
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No I have his A.I but his actual body... And remember what you did? That's why...
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Yeah its some where in my bottom less bag here I'll go in and find it *puts bag on bed and climbs in and twenty minutes later I come back dragging the body out* yeah I teleported his body in here just in case, also you didn't die and stop calling me devil spawn!
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Fine cat... *grabs the body and slots a rod into the back* [electronic voice, think the a.i. From halo wars] system reboot at 25%... Warning coolant level at 5% capacity, severe internal damage will occur unless refilled... Activating all essential processes and vocal transmitters... *nuke's eyes slowly light up a pale gray* What the [redacted] happened? Where am I? Why can't I see? *warnings flash all throughout the internal coding*
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Hey cobalt want some pizza? *goes into the bag and pulls out a box* I found it while looking for nuke, its still fresh. *transforms into a humanoid shape and starts to eat the pizza*
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Better find more coolant soon or bad things happen... By bad things I mean everything that can be disintegrated will get disintegrated...
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Here I raided a bunch of nuclear reactors before looking for a couple of parts for an experiment, that sadly did not work *goes into the bag and pulls out a collection of different colored containers* yeah the labels are in Russian I have yet to decode them but here is a pocket super computer and good luck! Oh and if you want to use the mainframe of the ship to speed the translations you can.
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 1/27/2016 3:06:31 AMIt's alright I'm Russian... Snags the sky blue colored liquid and dips a finger into it... Yeah this will work... *starts pouring the coolant into the combat shell*
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So you want any of this pizza? *still eating pizza*
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My hands are covered in a nuclear coolant gel... Just save me a slice will ya cat?
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I've got a pizza bakery in here! And yeah I'll save you two boxes, one is for nuke
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Can you stop eating and help here?
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Yeah what do you need help with? *stops eating pizza and moves over to nuke*
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Just hold him up... *lifts the hulking exo shell onto it's feet*
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Okay *holds up exo body* anything else?
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Just do that... *continues to pour coolant*
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 1/27/2016 9:57:12 PMOk so how long does this process take? *absent mindedly starts to mess with gravity in the room via the computer*
