Me.
Future pornstar, wrestler, and US President.
So like yeah. I'm the coolest. Lel.
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>is president >state of the Union >with First Lady Mia Malkova >takes off clothes >spandex lief >hits Mia over the head with a chair >buttsecks >second term
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*pulls out Lightsaber* Tr8r...
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At the same time? That sounds badass
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