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1/24/2016 3:17:15 AM
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*reappears without the head and walks over to joe joe*
Ahh but this guardian did not use a ship but rather used the darkness to teleport away, so you blew up an innocent guardian, smooth.
[spoiler]www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/182008263/0/0 backstory on my character[/spoiler]
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A high pitched sound fills the air. His prey has given away his position by speaking. A single shot. A tether. His prey tries to move, but the legend quickly slides his blade across his throat. And then he stops, and wonders... did he kill an innocent? Does it... matter? He vanishes into the night...
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*as the tether is being fired my body fades into a translucent state allowing the tether and the sword to pass through doing nothing* alright then the hard way *disappears as a giant ship is seen aiming its cannon at joe joe*
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Edited by l337joejoe: 1/24/2016 4:23:02 AMShadestep. And then another into cover behind a rock. The hunter knew this wouldn't be easy. No grenades. No smoke. No super. And maybe a swing or two of Raze. "(Sigh) This is going to be another one of those days." He quickly reloads his heavy. "Yippee Kai Yay mother cluckers", he says, quoting an ancient pre golden age tv film artifact. He took a deep breath...
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*the cannon powers down as a much larger, more powerful rail gun is seen about to fire a tungsten steel rod into the ground* (Think g.i. Joe retaliation power) goodbye joe joe you have been such a pest and no using truth on this will have no effect what so ever to the ship *Fires rod into the ground causing the ground to explode*
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And then suddenly, he's there. Standing on the hood of the ship, avoiding annihilation by a hair thanks to his trusty blink jump, blade dance skill. With a triumphant and final roar, the lone wolf skewers the ships pilot with the one and only Raze lighter through the glass. Holding on for dear life, the hero of this tale spins around like a rag doll while the ship is spinning towards the ground like that one scene in Live Free or Die Hard Golden Age Holy text. He sees his doom quickly approaching. He can only laugh...
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Blink jump only has a 2-5 ft length [u]not[/u] enough to go from the ground to [u]orbit[/u]! *teleports onto joe joe's head stabbing him in the head with the dark drinker and claws*
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... but the guardian forgot to heed his own words. He teleports, 2 to 5 feet, into orbit, and quickly succumbs to his fiery stratospheric death. Our hero stares at the beautiful flames falling to earth as he wipes Raze Lighter clean. So much blood spilt today. And still he stands. He regrets not bringing the soft snacks from the last city, marshmallows, to burn in the flames.
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 1/24/2016 6:40:51 AM*read my backstory it explains why [u]I[/u] can teleport long distances* [spoiler]www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/182008263/0/0[/spoiler] you know for some things you have to go back far enough to learn such as this *skin knits back together as darkness seeps out of the wounds* also this *transforms into a humanoid shape* I am a guardian but not you everyday run of the mill guardian, i am one that can harness both the light and darkness! *floats upwards as darkness seeps off my body forming shadow blades and start to attack joe joe all at once*
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He tethers, using black hole to attach everything that was once this guardian together including the blades. He radios in Charlamagne, the War Mind from the moon. As our hero boards his Black Orbit ship and flees, he sees the small planet obliterated. He warps to the tower to escape the black hole left in the aftermath. He checks his bounty tracker as he cleans his few wounds: bounty completed.
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(Contrary to popular belief black hole only tethers 2-3 more targets annoyingly) well I did not think of this, oh well YOLO *pulls out shotgun and starts to shoot the tether destroying it* so glad that these bullets are coated in darkness *and teleports away to the tower and proceeds to impale joe joe with a spike of darkness* And that is why you don't mess with me!
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... said the defeated guardian. He had been locked away within a vex replica like in that one grimoire card, content to live out his simulated dream unknowingly, as our hero stared into the small orb that housed him. Our hero JoeJoe placed him in the vault between his primary ammo synthesis and box of raisins. He walked into the shadows, his mission complete...
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You Cannot control out technology. Your simple minds are not enough to even get close to controlling a door to open.
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*curls up into a ball as temporal energies flow around me as I travel through space and time out of the vex reality passing a blue box on the way out and jumps out of the vault* YOU! You trapped me in a vex reality! *pulls out a hand cannon that looks like the ace of spades and the dark drinker* CAYDE GET OUT HERE! *cayde and the other vanguard rush out* Cayde: what is going on here?!? Terror: joe joe here trapped me in a vex reality! And for that he will be punished! *the carrier ship is shown descending and charging all weapons* Joe joe you are going to regret messing with me! *floats upward seeping light and darkness* *etheric voice* Don't mess with a guardian who can harness the light [u]and[/u] the darkness! *fire hundreds of spikes of darkness at joe joe and only hitting him and nobody else*
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Lights flashed within the orb. A battle. The idea of redemption. The guardian was trapped. A simulation within a simulation. Our hero meets the mysterious Xur as he was on his way out of the tower. He hands him the orb and Xur leaves. Let the Nine deal with this.
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*emits thousands upon thousands of electromagnetic pulses frying the simulation and breaks free into the real world as terror lands he coughs up blood as he transforms back into a cat* you know beings of the darkness can tell when they are trapped in a vex simulation, its an odd feeling at that but usually they give up, but not I *coughs up more blood* ugh i hate doing that, oh hey xur yeah that orb is basically junk now, so yeah I'll take that *takes ruined orb* now to do something that i have only done once before *floats up into the air seeping more darkness than light and starts to split as each copy splits more are created, effectively multiplying until the simulation breaks and breaks out of the simulation matrix and is covered in dark energy and blood* ow ow ow, that was not a good idea but I think it worked and now I am going to pass out, yep passing out now *passes out as a hunter is shown picking him up and boarding a ship as it flies into orbit*
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[i]Cobalt:[/i] alright xur what mystical wonders do you have for me today? *cobalt stares at an orb filled with vex energies* I got a question how much is the orb? *xur and cobalt negotiate a price for said orb with the favor still for xur* Well have a good day my mysterious friend!
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*small voice from the orb that sound like terror* help me...
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Shh little orb I know, I know... *a taken orb seizes Cobalt and spit him back at the compound (fixed of course)*
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*small voice* cobalt ..... Your a wizard harry *faint laughing can be heard emanating from the orb*
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*walks into a little workshop and grabs a few tools* First the science option *proceeds to use a laser to no avail* alright... A little more blunt *bashes with a very large sledgehammer shattering the orb releasing you about an inch away* Devil spawn... So uh, call it even?
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AAHH! *thunk* ow.. Yeah we're even ow ow *accumulates darkness and prepares to teleport* so yeah I'm never going near that guy again *Teleports onto [u]The Defiance[/u] and curls up in my bed and sleeps*
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*a taken orb spews cobalt out* all right devil spawn... *slowly pets your back* did you get Nuke's combat shell? Because I kinda need it...
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*perks head up* what combat shell, oh wait the A.I core from inside the vex simulation? If so yeah I got it. Also why do you call me "devil spawn?"
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No I have his A.I but his actual body... And remember what you did? That's why...
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Yeah its some where in my bottom less bag here I'll go in and find it *puts bag on bed and climbs in and twenty minutes later I come back dragging the body out* yeah I teleported his body in here just in case, also you didn't die and stop calling me devil spawn!
