Is Bungie of the mad? Is what this shit of bull!?
Is just finish conquer Oryk, Father of Croat for loot of 313 Gun of Shot. Also shard of the mouldering. Middle man of raid say "Is hear of new event? Is hear?".
I get very excite. Is maybe new raid, or race of the sparrow..
"No", man is say. "Is PV of P with ball of the chain. Is day of the valentine".
Is now need valentine!? What of the hell? Is cannot play with wife. She in gulag! Is no PS4 there. Only quarry. Also wife cannot play game of video anyway; she deform from malnourish!
Is sometime think "Even of the listen Bungie.. even of the listen?".
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The Gulag bit got me thinking... why can't we have a "Guardian Gulag" maybe in the Left side of the Tower with the door that's always closed? If the Bungie Ninjas suspend a players account for cheating why not throw their character in the Guardian Gulag. Then their fellow Guardians could use our dance and gesture emotes and taunt them for their punishment. Every time they log on to see if the Ban is lifted they get to see someone doing the "Carlton" dance or "Head Slap"