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Edited by IScrub WreckerI:
1/25/2016 4:16:04 PM
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You are GOING to play RIFT! (And like it.)
You're bitching. You're moaning. You're kicking your stupid legs (unless you don't have any, and you're paralyzed) and you're saying:
[b]Lets boycott Iron Banner.[/b]
But let's face it. You're going to play it. You can't help yourself. You're gonna go do exactly what you've been crying about this last 36 hours as soon as they dropped the update: Login, zone in, [b][u]RIFT.[/u][/b]
And do you want to know why? Because you're a stupid butthole. You want that 320 ghost. Or mark. Or the new IB scout. Maybe you just like shooting people in the face.. But
You're going to play. Just like last time.
And the last time.
And the last time.
You're going to fight through the red bars, the yellow bars, the asses that make [b]you[/b] red bar and yellow bar, and you're going to fight, guardian. You're going to fight because you can't help yourself. You are going to fight because you hope.
You hope [b]this[/b] game won't be full of retards and doorknob humping monkeys. [b]This game[/b] won't be the same as last game. It'll be different [b]this[/b] time. That rank 5 package will have what I need!!
You hope.
And hope.
And you hope.
But you'll be there. See you in rift, guardian!
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Edit 1: Trending! +200 with barely any salt!
Edit 2: apparently there are more than a few salty nerds that think this applies directly to them. So if the shoe fits...I guess?
Edit 3: I'm aware i don't have the stats to back up an MLG gamers crap talking. Won't stop me from blowing your face off with mah Tlaloc.
Edit 4: This was definitely made to incite feelings on both sides. But bring your salt. My choo choo runs on sodium levels and enemy tears!
Edit 5: Always make sure you have your Omaha Potatoe plugged into your router. Also, quick poll: Send everyone on the enemy team a "get REKT" message. Yea or Nay??
Edit 6: 300+ "choo choo!"
Edit 7: 400! Also refer to this handy guide for this weeks Iron Banner: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/183412100/0/0] Iron Banner tips!![/url] I realize I am [b][u]not[/u][/b] Ponethepoon, all props to him for that post. Still funny.
Edit 8: 500 posts strong, and the delusion is still REAL!! Get that spark, guardians!
Edit 9: 600 and we've been visited by Nike! Spent a few matches in Rift today just to get a feel for it. Everyone in the lobby had more than 20 kills and it was a slobber-knocker. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
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4 RepliesEdited by Raza582: 1/23/2016 2:03:30 PMThats not the point, of course loads of people will play and everyone will get annoyed and pissed off with the lag and latency and hopefully not the rewards of course, it always happens. The point is just because there is exclusive armour and weapons that people want, it doesn't give Bungie the right to piss us off in the process. IB only needed to return to control which is what the majority are happy with, add the rewards that they dealt out when it was clash which the majority was very happy with and then remove as much latency as possible which will make the majority happy. Bungie and any company for that matter will never make everyone happy, its impossible, everyone has different opinion which should be respected, however that doesn't they can't make the majority of people happy, which they just don't do, they got some mega praise from IB clash rewards, then they went and completely removed it all the next IB? However they got praised and thanked for returning it to control, abeit with some dumb maps included *cough* Cathedral of dusk *cough* ... Now they ain't learned their lesson and are moving it to a game mode that the majority DOES NOT LIKE. There are so many players out there that don't have clans that don't have mics that aren't solid pvp players that just simply won't be able to compete with teams that have communication, know each others game and will mercy them all the time, I expect to see tons and tons of mercy rules, so many blink MIDA shotgun runners and a lot of solo players carrying 5 medalions. It was the incorrect decision to choose rift as a game mode in a competitive pvp event, the backlash from the community is evidence of that, and the community are right to act that way. Bungie needs to stop thinking they are always right and the community is always wrong, worringly its more the other way around, 90% of the time the community is actually correct and Bungie go against it, there is nothing wrong with listening and following the advice of the people.
