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1/19/2016 2:02:50 AM
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>Be me in high school
>Sit at front of class.
>Hot grill sits a couple seats back
>I mean 10/10
>Try to alpha up and talk to her one day
>Put on my dankest trench coat
>Only the finest for m'lady
>Stand behind her before class
>Tap her on shoulder
>Suddenly knees weak arms heavy
>Under pressure blurt out
>"Prom... Together?
>Ready for rejection, but she accepts
>Expecting a prank, ask "Really?"
>Married five years later
>Enjoying life as a non-beta with awesome wife.
Just goes to show that if you take a little risk and read the first letter in each sentence, you too can find happiness and be with the one that you really love.
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His palms are spaghetti Knees weak arms spaghetti They're spaghetti on his sweater already MOM'S SPAGHETTI he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti To drop bombs
