Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Eating popcorn with my friends, one brought some new girl, we sat together with popcorn, instead of grabbing popcorn she grabbed my dxxxx. We didnt say anything, she just stared at me like im srry i just look back said be quiet and gave her the popcorn and i planned on moving over but Are friends were cozied up on the couch and on the floor, i realized it was a couples night and we were kinda unlucky, so i said -blam!- it and sat next to her and put my arm over her shoulder and we just winged it. Her face was priceless, she stay over aftee and we talked.