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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/16/2016 10:51:01 PM
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[b]a whistle is barely heard from outside the walls of the Dojo[/b]
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[spoiler]WHOA![/spoiler] [b]He gets taken down by the tiger[/b] OH MY GOD! ITS FU[i]C[/i]KING ADORABLE! [b]He grabs the tiger, and Tubbs, and flies back to the dojo.[/b] BEST. DAY. EVER.
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[spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [b]the tiger scratches your face and so does Tubbs[/b]
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[b]He kicks you both in the ass and lands at the dojo. He tames the tiger. And now they are best friends[/b] [b]He talks to you.[/b] Alright Two-face. Now that I COMPLETELY kicked your ass. You can go in the dojo. And not be a douche bag!
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[spoiler]Tiger is already tamed by Garth[/spoiler] You didn't do crap! Come on! You ready for round 2!? [b]pulls out scythe[/b]
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....You know 2 face? I like your fire. [b]He swings the blade around[/b] Kinda reminds of my Ex-wife.
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[b]pulls of blade off scythe and twist the bottom of the handle[/b] [b]chapstick comes out and I use it[/b] [b]puts it back in and puts the blade back on[/b] You know, you may have beat me up a bit. But at least my lips aren't chapped :) [spoiler]kind of random...[/spoiler]
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......uhhhhh. Ok man. You do you? [b]He readies[/b]
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I will. [b]slices at your foot[/b]
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[b]He jumps over it, while he does he spins and hook kicks your neck. [/b]
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[spoiler]hook kick?[/spoiler] [b]ducks under it and tackles you[/b]
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[spoiler]Basically, he kicked the back of your neck with the back of his foot. Then pulled forward[/spoiler] [b]You get him off balance and he falls to the ground. But he jabs you in the side with the blade. Sending a beam piercing through your stomach.[/b]
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[spoiler]beam?[/spoiler]
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[b]Instantly Jared teleports behind the source [/b] "Who are you"
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[b]nobody is there because what you just pulled is BaconSausage[/b]
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[spoiler]I can I can because of keyblades Your BACONSAUSAGE[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 1/16/2016 11:22:57 PM[spoiler]y u lazy[/spoiler] [spoiler]y not walk[/spoiler] [spoiler]teleporting is fattening[/spoiler]
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[b]He groans, teleports back to the dojo and walks back cursing the whole time[/b]
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[spoiler]that's better :)[/spoiler] [b]nobody is there but you hear a noise like something is hitting a Dojo wall[/b]
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[b]He pulls his revolver and fires until his clip in empty, cursing louder[/b]
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[b]an arrow goes right above your shoulder and cause you to fall back against the wall[/b] [b]quickly another arrow hits you shirt and pins it against the wall[/b] [b]does the same for your other shoulder, legs, and right below the balls[/b]
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[b]using his enhanced strength and regeneration Jared pulls himself off and pulls the arrows out[/b] "Alright fuçker come out come out where ever you are....." [b]He loads the revolver[/b]
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[b]all of a sudden you hear the door to the Dojo shut and it gets locked[/b] [b]you hear a sound in the trees[/b]
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[b]he makes a hand signal and his T-60 power armor lands in front of him and he enters He walks into the woods holding Righteous Authority[/b]
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[b]an arrow goes down from a tree though you don't see which one and stabs into RA(your gun)[/b] [b]the arrow has a rope attached and it gets pulled back along with RA[/b]
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[b]He calmly grabs the rope and pulls Either it will break or whoever is doing this is going to get pulled out[/b]
