Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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At school this person who just moved here proceeded to come talk to me while I was hanging out at lunch with meh friends. Well the thing was this person was creeping me out wayyyyyy to much (I'm a guy and so is he). So anyways and don't judge me I play volleyball at lunch this guy came and wanted to play with us so I let him on my team. Well anyways the ball was spiked over the net and smashed into my face and this dude ran over and kissed my forehead ._. I got up he looked at me and I proceeded to go wash off my forehead.