Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Back when my bro and I was about 12 or 13 we was staying at a Holiday Inn with our mom for a couple days till we moved in our new house. My bro and i was playing in the public pool by ourselves for about 30 min. This family that looked kinda mix between redneck and hillbilly came to the pool and started playing. The father and 3 of his kids was playing in the pool. 2 of the kids looked almost our age while the other couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 years old. The father was throwing his 2 oldest kids around in the pool while the younger one just sat floating around in a life vest. Both the girl and boy that was around our age started asking us to play with them and their dad. "Hey you two! Come play with us! Our dad's really fun to play with!" Dad responding with "Yeah! Come on boys! You'll have fun!". We declined and 5 min later we see a massive turd floating in the pool and shit pouring outta the toddlers diaper. Last time we ever played in a public pool.