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1/9/2016 8:09:55 AM
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It's finally happened.
Bungie forgot to pay the gravity bills.
*sigh*
I'll go inform Tether Squad.
-Meanwhile, at the Tower.
*panicked screaming*
"Oh Traveler, help us!"
"Jerry, hold on man! You have to hold on!"
"Aggghhh! Don't let go!"
English
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Newscaster: "Reports of floating bodies have been floating law enforcement offices recently and strange fluctuations in gravity have been occurring as well. We have no idea what causes this Anomaly we only know that now is the time to PANIC!!!!!!!!" Titan: *turns off TV* *looks left at Hunter and Warlock on the couch* Well we're pooched. Warlock: Actually I think if we stay on this couch we will be fine Hunter: You're joking right? And starve?! Titan: Well I'm an Exo. So it is you two who are going to have to decide who eats who. Warlock: Or we can just wait and see if the gravity turns back. Hunter: Right. I mean we have a TV, turn it back on will you? Titan: Sure thing *turns on Meerkat Manor* In unison all three Guardians turn their heads to the side trying to adjust to better watch the TV seeing as how the couch is on the ceiling and the TV is on the wall.
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Poor Jerry.
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I liked this. Especially that Jerry guy. He sounds hilarious!
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Sadly, Jerry is dead the Traveler never did anything and just sat there as every guardian died by asending into space like balloons. It was tragic yet funny at the same time.
