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1/3/2016 12:16:40 AM
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When someone rides your ass
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these assholes. I have decided to share it with you.
1. Get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
Three jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
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1 ReplyEdited by dtrain (Timelost): 1/3/2016 5:09:09 AMMy dad had an old beater Monte Carlo when he was a teen. The brake lights turned on when a button underneath the brake petal was pressed. Normally, pressing the brakes would cause the brakes to push down the button. The thing is, he could put his foot underneath the brake petal and just push the button. Never had a problem with tailgaters, just scare them off by pressing the button. He misses that car.
