I sexually Identify as a furry. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dressing in fursuits and towering over the children visiting this PG rated convention. People say to me that a person being a furry is disgusting and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install cute fox ears with a fox tail to match on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Yiff Yiff" and respect my right to yiff other furries. If you can't accept me you're a furryphobe and need to check your -blam!-ing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.