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Edited by Tiny Førklift:
12/28/2015 11:56:25 PM
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So this girl on the bus...
So this girl who is a stranger to me, she sat on the same bus as i did and just a bit away from. Nothing weird right? Until she starts looking at me over and over and over again, so she then decided to STUDY My face! Wtf, just why, and that's not the worst part of if... She pulls up her fhone and starts taking pictures off me (camera was in "selfie" mode u can say) and i saw this, due to it being quite obvious, so i look STRAIGHT into the camera, so she sees that i know she's doing this, i decided to walk to her and say: excuse me, but u can't just take pictures of people like that. She then just gets really pissed at me, while denying she did all of this. This has happend to me THREE times now, in just one year, and it's really annoying. Well that's the story, so see ya!
Edit1- so i see that people think im a delusional asshole that cock-blocked myself and just got to say: really guys?!
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3 RepliesThe first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
