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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
12/29/2015 7:07:00 AM
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MIDA usage at an all-time high
And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b]
I don't wear vibrating pants to work because they help me design better, I wear them [b][i]for the THRILLS.[/i][/b] Mida is all the excitement of a new lover without finding out they're crazy two months later and you've already named a cat together. [b]MIDA IS THE CAT. [/b]RETURN THE RING FRODO! [b]YOU [i]MUST.[/i][/b]
Mordor keeps a watchful [b]eye[/b] and Mida is the [b][i]overly large sunglasses[/i][/b] that hide the tears you create when you go to work and realize [b][i]Mida isn't real![/i][/b]
....Or is it? A wise man once said to me:
[quote]I'll give you so much weird, you won't know how to wipe it off.[/quote]
That man was me, and even I could not understand it until using the [b]Mida.[/b]
Guess how many uses there are for peanuts? [b]A -blam!-ING LOT.[/b] But peanut butter is the most fun, and that is why I lather up with it daily.
[b]MIDA[/b] makes you run fast. I ran track for [i][b]5[/b][/i] years, and I'd have had far less shameful losses if I was toting that scout rifle with me for the 400 yd dash.
[spoiler]zoom zoom mother -blam!-er[/spoiler]
The band [b][u]Tool[/u][/b] takes their name from the Mida Multi-Tool. [b]I just had to correct that sentence 3 times,[/b] because auto-correct changes [b][i]Mida[/i][/b] to [b][i]kids.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Kids should not use guns or run with scissors [/spoiler]
Do you know the square root of [b][i]4,761?[/i][/b] Mida does. It's also a calculator. A [b][i]fast[/i][/b] calculator. You can use it for your math test, go dig a trench, then pick up the tab for bae at a mediocre Italian restaurant. [b][i]All because of Mida.[/i][/b]
[quote]Our dearest Mida
Exotic be thy scout
Your head shots come
Body shot fun
On Twilight gap, as on all maps
Give us this day our daily medal
Back in action double down
Lord Shaxx screaming to the whole town
Believe not what I see
Two Downs [b]THEY'VE CAPTURED ZONE B[/b]
Lead us with your blue HUD
And deliver us from scrubs
[/quote]
[b][i]-MIDA MULTI-TOOL to itself, 2K15[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesEdited by Mr.Cow: 12/28/2015 7:32:44 PM
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1 ReplyGet in here?
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4 RepliesIf your autocorrect changes Mida to 'kids,' you haven't typed Mida enough. My autocorrect changes Mida to MIDA
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4 RepliesOP's tag line says pants can't be found. [b]Petition for community to buy OP a new pair of vibrating pants!![/b] [i]Signed![/i]
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1 ReplyLolz for days
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1 ReplyIt's all about relativity, Mida was/is very good. But because everything got nerfed (autorifles, handcannons, pulserifles) Mida is now seen as a Top-tier weapon by many players, IMO it always was a Top-tier weapon even when the handcannons where rulers of Crucible. Mida+Titan skating= faster than a sparrow...
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5 RepliesHaha yes thank you
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3 RepliesYou can be sure it is destined (pun) for a nerf The sandbox team has made it clear they will nerf an item if too many people are using it Enjoy it now Glad Xur carried it, at least the playing field is level for IB
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7 RepliesIt's okay. I wish primaries in general weren't second class citizens to secondaries.
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2 RepliesIt'll be interesting to see how heavy MIDA use remains. Normally, when Xur pops up with something, it gets heavy use for awhile, then interest fades. But MIDA is supposed to be really good, especially since it's a lo-impact scout rifle and its primary competition (pulse rifles) just got nerfed into oblivion.
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1 Replymy eyes are burning with pride from poons speach.
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1 ReplyI just upgraded my Mida. And it's mega fun. Went 3.5 KD with it in my first match. Switched to Tlaloc when I got my super.
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9 RepliesMIDA is as good as it ever been.
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1 ReplyI loved mida since the second I got it. No other Scout will ever replace it, not even tlaloc.
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10 RepliesEdited by lynk: 12/28/2015 6:27:09 PMFirst. And if anyone doesn't already know the square root of 4,761, then this world is not ready for me yet.... #RespectTheFirst #TitanMasterRace
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1 ReplyThis and the peregrine greaves story are my favorite things on this forum.
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2 RepliesWhat's your time in the 400
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyI just had like 30 MIDAgasms... [b][i]wow[/i][/b]
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2 Repliesstill laughing at vibrating pants ... thanks man
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1 ReplyBest post! Mida approves.
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1 ReplyPOTW! Great as always!!! Does Mr. Torgue like Mida??
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3 RepliesEdited by NobleHiroshima: 12/28/2015 6:32:35 PMI kid you not I went into a clash match with 11 midas and my First Curse i was amazed.... but if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball so meta means squat
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6 Repliesi love MIDA but have also fallen in love with SGA in the crucible, the returned hits to magazine thing as well as missed ones going back into the magazine, i never have to reload ever. it's been awesome being Rambo :D
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2 RepliesNo, it's usage is at an all time high because it is one of the most powerful weapons in the game at the moment. It will only get more popular when iron banner rolls around.
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4 RepliesOP is my hero. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to store for peanut butter and vibrating pants...
