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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
12/29/2015 7:07:00 AM
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MIDA usage at an all-time high
And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b]
I don't wear vibrating pants to work because they help me design better, I wear them [b][i]for the THRILLS.[/i][/b] Mida is all the excitement of a new lover without finding out they're crazy two months later and you've already named a cat together. [b]MIDA IS THE CAT. [/b]RETURN THE RING FRODO! [b]YOU [i]MUST.[/i][/b]
Mordor keeps a watchful [b]eye[/b] and Mida is the [b][i]overly large sunglasses[/i][/b] that hide the tears you create when you go to work and realize [b][i]Mida isn't real![/i][/b]
....Or is it? A wise man once said to me:
[quote]I'll give you so much weird, you won't know how to wipe it off.[/quote]
That man was me, and even I could not understand it until using the [b]Mida.[/b]
Guess how many uses there are for peanuts? [b]A -blam!-ING LOT.[/b] But peanut butter is the most fun, and that is why I lather up with it daily.
[b]MIDA[/b] makes you run fast. I ran track for [i][b]5[/b][/i] years, and I'd have had far less shameful losses if I was toting that scout rifle with me for the 400 yd dash.
[spoiler]zoom zoom mother -blam!-er[/spoiler]
The band [b][u]Tool[/u][/b] takes their name from the Mida Multi-Tool. [b]I just had to correct that sentence 3 times,[/b] because auto-correct changes [b][i]Mida[/i][/b] to [b][i]kids.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Kids should not use guns or run with scissors [/spoiler]
Do you know the square root of [b][i]4,761?[/i][/b] Mida does. It's also a calculator. A [b][i]fast[/i][/b] calculator. You can use it for your math test, go dig a trench, then pick up the tab for bae at a mediocre Italian restaurant. [b][i]All because of Mida.[/i][/b]
[quote]Our dearest Mida
Exotic be thy scout
Your head shots come
Body shot fun
On Twilight gap, as on all maps
Give us this day our daily medal
Back in action double down
Lord Shaxx screaming to the whole town
Believe not what I see
Two Downs [b]THEY'VE CAPTURED ZONE B[/b]
Lead us with your blue HUD
And deliver us from scrubs
[/quote]
[b][i]-MIDA MULTI-TOOL to itself, 2K15[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by KidGreengene: 12/28/2015 9:58:09 PMNow that I think about it; since November, it feels like there has been an 8% decrease in vibration in my pants.
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1 Replyhahaha. always the best stuff from you. this made my day. Thanks!
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2 RepliesWhat did i just read?
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1 ReplyHow can everyone say mida is the biggest problem when The Machinegun Word is absurdly OP?
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1 ReplyBest thing about the MIDA? No one is complaining about it, it doesn't kill fast enough to be considered overpowered, its one of the few guns in the game that is beautifully balanced and has a perk worthy to be on an exotic.
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6 RepliesPeople are already crying for a nerf of the Mida, which hasn't had a buff or nerf outside of scout rifle class tweaks since Day -blam!-ing 1 of Destiny. That's why this game will never be balanced. It's overused now because it just came to Year 2 and Xur just sold it. It's a new gun to all of the new Year 2 players but Mida's always been a solid, balanced weapon.
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2 RepliesWhere can you get the vibrating pants? I need to get a pair before they are nerfed
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2 RepliesMathematical Question: If Pone sprints towards the enemy while wielding the [b]MIDA MULTI-TOOL[/b], what is the rate of his acceleration when he ultimately jumps to slam them with his [b][i][u]PEGRINE GREEEEEEEAAAAAAVES[/u][/i][/b]?
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1 Replydo you guys live in different countries or something? i see more posts about mida on the forum than i do in actual play i love the gun but pulse and the last word are still more common in pvp and it's hard to give up a sword in pve
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3 RepliesI LOVE Scout rifles, but if I am using an Exotic no way am I using Mida......even if it wasn't it still isn't better then other scouts.
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2 RepliesStill kill em with TLW
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6 RepliesStill trash in PVE.
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4 RepliesOhh, thank god you're here! Do you have a Geiger counter... Do you have a god damned Geiger counter?
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1 ReplyThis post is so bad I had to take a nap
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1 ReplyExcellent stream of consciousness.
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1 ReplyGiven me a raging poner, you have.
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4 Replies69...
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2 RepliesI am a goblin. Robin the goblin
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1 ReplyThere's better scouts which are legendary though. Last extremity!
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4 RepliesBest kept secret - Doctrine of Passing. I doodoo all over multi users.
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5 RepliesOf course it's overused right now, Xur just sold it. If he sells TLW people will use that a lot too. Both are strong guns. Not overpowered though.
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5 RepliesYou fools better not nerf my lover! (its not really OP at all.) Combine it with a special or heavy weapon with battle runner, and you'r feet will move as the flash. Slap in a radiant dance machines too if you want to blow up the speed calculations.
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6 RepliesIf bungie nerfs this gun, they might as well make all stats for all guns the same because if youre gonna have variety, youre gonna have some weapons that are better than others, period.
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2 RepliesEdited by Mr.Cow: 12/28/2015 7:32:44 PM
