"What is the difference between heroes and legends? Heroes het remembered but legends never die..."
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New strategy... STOP. HEADBUTTING. THE. BULLETS
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"People say zebras aren't dangerous... Those are usually their last words."
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You can join if you want to You could leave your friends behind But if your friends don't join and if they don't join Then they ain't no friends of mine
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My motto, fukk lotto, I'll get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow
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Just. Play. Halo
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If it kills you cry for nerf
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"Just use your primary"
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"Maybe I'll get it next time"
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Why am I doing this? To hit 310 or 320 light. Why do I want to hit 310 or 320 light? So I can do better in the raid, trials, and iron banner. Wait, I don't even play trials or banner anymore, I'm doing it just for the raid? I guess so... Why am I grinding forever to get Touch of malice? To do better in the raid. Why do I even do the raid anymore? So I can do it again, but better...
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*Be 315 Light *Really need some 320 exotics *Out of Three of Coins *Decide to solo Nightfall *Trudge through annoying ads *Reach Boss *.04% Health *Hopes high *Only one more bullet *Error code: Weasel *... *Smash Xbox/Playstation *Wipe hands clean *Decide to see a movie *Go to theater *Speak to lady at counter: "Hey there, cutie. I'd like a ticket for one adult to see the greatest movie of all time." *Rejected *Tickets for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens sold out *Walk away in disappointment *#Worstdayever *Spot hooded guy in alleyway: "Psst." *Sells Star Wars tickets for 50 bucks *Buy and walk away smooth *Examine ticket *It's a McDonald's receipt *Turn around to confront hooded guy *Gone *Walk over to nearby trashcan *About to throw out receipt *See strange markings on backside *Upon further inspection: Be a treasure map *Decide to take a risk *Spontaneous adventure *Sell house and belongings *Buy boat *Assemble ragtag crew *Preparations finally ready *In best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression: "Avast, ye barnacle lovers! We be a'headed off! The booty, she be a'calling! Agh." *Begin voyage *Sail the Caribbean *Insert pirate-y montage here *3 years later *No food or water *Tensions high *Mutiny *Tied up and thrown overboard *Sinking into the depths *Swimming with the fishes *Black out *... *Startling awakening on beach *Notice pod of dolphins swimming off into the distance *Slow nod *Turn gaze inland *Realize on a deserted island *Day-light waning *Decide to head into jungle to find refuge *Stumble across pig-head on a stake *"Dang Hunters." *Continue on *Find eerie cave *Take shelter *Build fire *As flames flicker, notice shadow in corner *Investigate *Find human skeleton wearing eye-patch *"I've got you now, One-Eyed Willy!" *Kick remains to the side *Reveal "X" marking on the ground *Adrenaline pumping *Claw through the dirt with bare hands *Hours pass *Can hardly feel arms anymore *Bump into something solid *Use remaining strength to pull *Treasure chest! *Wipes sweat from brow *Slowly cracks open the lid *Immense light glowing *Angel chorus *... *290 Ghost [spoiler]NOTE: I did not create this, this is nothing but a copypasta. good day.[/spoiler]
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If the guns don't kill you the lag will.
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Expect the best , but prepare for the worst.
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If it moves, shoot at it! You will miss but hey, thats life!
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"it's just a game."
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Well I'm going to get bent over anyways
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Year 1: " shut up dinkel-bot" Year 2: "shut up north-bot" SRL: "Holiday I swear to god! In a trunk, off a cliff!"
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Edited by Invectiv: 12/28/2015 12:22:08 AMBetter to have a tomb husk and not need it, than to need a tomb husk and not have it
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Ah shit, i forgot to do "blank"
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I'll move on to halo after one more flawless run.. That was a month ago.. Went flawless last night.. Maybe this week, maybe...
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A quickscope a day keeps the scrubs at rage.
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One more game.
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill
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For the Queen.
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You think I'll kill you if you come in my bubble but little do you know. I'm outta bullets.
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It's a beautiful day outside.. The birds are chirping... The flowers are blooming... And fallen/vex/taken/cabal/hive like you... [i]SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL...[/i]
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Live and die by The Gun. It's hammer time b#*%@$ I go cabals deep