Soon... 17% are church-going Jesus freaks by day, hopeful sexual deviants by night 12% are neckbearded momma boys who demand the newest toy for their 38th Christmas 7% are vain bastards who think they can get love through giving presents and hen feel like they are "the best person in the world". 44% are materialistic scumbags who misunderstand the true meaning of CHRISTmas 6% are confirmed manchildren 7% destroys the environment by wasting valuable electricity in favor of making their house look merry and bright and throwing away year old decorations they don't need every year 7% wastes Their times watching recycled Christmas movies and music instead of enjoying the outdoors Merry -blam!-ing Christmas, ya filthy animal.