*climbs on top of hill* HEY, EVERYBODY!! IM IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY, SO IM INVITING EVERYONE OVER TO MY KETCH FOR CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER!! NO TAMPERING WITH THE LIGHTS, WELDING DOORS SHUT, OR KNOCKING OVER THE TREE!! IVE GOT GREAT FOOD IN HERE!! IVE GOT TURKEY, DUCK, HAM, AND STUFFING, AND GRAVY!! AS FOR DRINKS: WE HAVE VODKA, CANADIAN WHISKEY (NO DANIELS, IM NOT SORRY), 50 PROOF BOURBON, AND IPA!! NO LIGHT BEERS, NONE.