Yeah, I really am leaving this time. I've found too much of my time has been consumed here trying to get followers and liked around here. But I've come to realize, Why does it matter? What am I accomplishing with all this wasted time? What would it matter? What's the point? No, I'm done. It's time to move on. (For real this time. I tried to leave once before, but I was drawn back here, but now I'm actually done. If you DO see me, It'll either be on #Destiny or #Recruitment.) It's time to move on. It's been fun, and most you guys have been a great crowd to chill with, but I need to go my way. I know I most likely will not be missed, and this thread will most likely have all the [i]"We're glad you're gone" [/i] and [i]"No one cares about you"[/i] Replies and that won't bother me one bit. Because when I say "goodbye #offtopic" I'm really actually saying goodbye to the amazing guys and gals that have this past year of posting here so special. So goodbye to all of you who have made me laugh, smile, and learn over this past year, you guys are awesome (you know who you are) and I will miss you all. Have a Merry Christmas! Love you guys, Goodbye. ~The Orwell This is one of that last things I wanted to share with you guys. If you have an aversion to Destiny refrences,[b] [u]DO[/u][/b] [u][b]NOT[/b][/u] [b][u]CLICK[/u][/b] [b][u]THIS[/u][/b] [u][b]SPOILER[/b][/u] [spoiler]*Be 315 Light *Really need some 320 exotics *Out of Three of Coins *Decide to solo Nightfall *Trudge through annoying ads *Reach Boss *.04% Health *Hopes high *Only one more bullet *Error code: Weasel *... *Smash Xbox/Playstation *Wipe hands clean *Decide to see a movie *Go to theater *Speak to lady at counter: "Hey there, cutie. I'd like a ticket for one adult to see the greatest movie of all time." *Rejected *Tickets for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens sold out *Walk away in disappointment *#Worstdayever *Spot hooded guy in alleyway: "Psst." *Sells Star Wars tickets for 50 bucks *Buy and walk away smooth *Examine ticket *It's a McDonald's receipt *Turn around to confront hooded guy *Gone *Walk over to nearby trashcan *About to throw out receipt *See strange markings on backside *Upon further inspection: Be a treasure map *Decide to take a risk *Spontaneous adventure *Sell house and belongings *Buy boat *Assemble ragtag crew *Preparations finally ready *In best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression: "Avast, ye barnacle lovers! We be a'headed off! The booty, she be a'calling! Agh." *Begin voyage *Sail the Caribbean *Insert pirate-y montage here *3 years later *No food or water *Tensions high *Mutiny *Tied up and thrown overboard *Sinking into the depths *Swimming with the fishes *Black out *... *Startling awakening on beach *Notice pod of dolphins swimming off into the distance *Slow nod *Turn gaze inland *Realize on a deserted island *Day-light waning *Decide to head into jungle to find refuge *Stumble across pig-head on a stake *"Dang Hunters." *Continue on *Find eerie cave *Take shelter *Build fire *As flames flicker, notice shadow in corner *Investigate *Find human skeleton wearing eye-patch *"I've got you now, One-Eyed Willy!" *Kick remains to the side *Reveal "X" marking on the ground *Adrenaline pumping *Claw through the dirt with bare hands *Hours pass *Can hardly feel arms anymore *Bump into something solid *Use remaining strength to pull *Treasure chest! *Wipes sweat from brow *Slowly cracks open the lid *Immense light glowing *Angel chorus *... *290 Ghost[/spoiler]