The addition of the drinking problem took away from the original troll and came out of left field, making the entire post seem contrived. Also, I feel like the kind of regret you were trying to portray is one of a sorrowful but now thoughtful husband who's lost everything; so I'd do a tiny bit better on punctuation. The run on thing had a kind of distress to it, but your words came off as calm. It would still need work after that, but it'd be a solid B if you fixed those two things next time. Also, minimizing hashtags may help. I mean... I still don't know what you were trying to accomplish, but minimizing hashtags may help you bait more of...whoever it is you're trying to bait.

And 'peewee?' Lol made my day m8

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