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12/17/2015 4:15:02 PM
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Things i refuse to live without in SRL
[b][i]Sparrow Racing[/i][/b] is a blast, the constant controller vibrations are just an added bonus. Here are some things that will bring it to a Super Saiyan level of badassery.
[b][i]Selectable announcers:[/i][/b] I love Amanda holiday and her lustful eyes as much as the next guy, but sometimes I need an Australian Vixen letting me know I've taken the lead. Sometimes I need [b][i]Samuel Jackson motivation.[/i][/b] I wouldn't mind Cayde 6 himself letting me know I lost him his purse.
[b][i]Loop-de-loops:[/i][/b] Insert [i]Just Do It[/i] video here.
[b][i]Bridges:[/i][/b] Everybody's favorite part of Crota's End was correctly forming the bridge, so let me fly over one at [b]160 kph.[/b] Also, Rainbow Road.
[b][i]Sexy Sweeper Bot flag drop:[/i][/b] Beginning of the race, out walks Sweeper Bot, in a tight crop top and jean shorts, [b]3...[i]2....[u]1....[/u][/i][/b] [b]GO![/b]
[b][i]Post-Race Lancing:[/i][/b] If I can't have Shank Jousting, please give me this.
[b][i]1st person view option:[/i][/b] I [i]will[/i] hit the wall. I'd like to see what my sparrow sees when I end its life.
[b][i]Bass drop:[/i][/b] Actually I just mean a very large fall, like entering the Gorgon's Lair via the jump of death.
[b][i]Dismantle mines/Taken Captains:[/i][/b] I'm fine with either. Let's spice it up.
[b][i]Dual sparrow:[/i][/b] Let me bring a friend with me. With a gun. First one across the line ([b]alive)[/b] gets the cake.
[b][i]Shut up Ghost:[/i][/b] <---
[b][i]Louder, faster clown horns:[/i][/b] But only if you hate us.
[b][i]Mara Sov/Petra cheerleaders:[/i][/b] Cayde and Shaxx for the ladies.
[b][i]Jumping Puzzles/Transept:[/i][/b] Just kidding. Probably...
Those are just a few things off the top of my head.
[spoiler]For real on the loop-de-loop, though.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesNeeds more blue shell
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16 Repliessigned
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2 RepliesI would love all of those things! Especially the loops but more chances to do big jumps or get screwed up by environment would be fun.
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1 ReplyAll of this
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1 ReplyI just need 3 duck horns
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2 Replieslol, nice OP :D
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4 RepliesYes to all. Boom.
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1 ReplyMe likey..
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1 ReplyMore tracks and use grenades and swords. Can you imagine the chaos?
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7 Replies.... so about that sexy sweeper bot. What type is it into, does it like long walks on the beach and cuddling?
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1 Reply>saw Pone post >read the post >laughed my complete ass off at the cheerleaders >agreed with everything >liked
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2 RepliesAdd moar Taken Phalanxes. Use them like bumpers in pinball.
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1 ReplyAll of that sounds amazing. To add can we have a level where we race on top of water though for a bit? Or lava? Like in the very first level of StarFox 64 with the arches and what not. That'd be cool.
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1 ReplyHow about Variks dropping a flag at the start?
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1 ReplySome awesome ideas there. Hope Bungie sees it :)
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1 ReplyGive me red turtle shells ffs!
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1 ReplyI said this already somewhere else, but I just want to be able to cast my Super from my sparrow. I'ma drop a Saint-14 bubble trap for y'all!
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1 ReplySexy sweeper bot FTW!!!
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2 Replies"The constant vibrations are a bonus." Confirmed: OP masturbates with the controller.
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[quote][b][i]Sparrow Racing[/i][/b] is a blast, the constant controller vibrations are just an added bonus. Here are some things that will bring it to a Super Saiyan level of badassery. [b][i]Selectable announcers:[/i][/b] I love Amanda holiday and her lustful eyes as much as the next guy, but sometimes I need an Australian Vixen letting me know I've taken the lead. Sometimes I need [b][i]Samuel Jackson motivation.[/i][/b] I wouldn't mind Cayde 6 himself letting me know I lost him his purse. [b][i]Loop-de-loops:[/i][/b] Insert [i]Just Do It[/i] video here. [b][i]Bridges:[/i][/b] Everybody's favorite part of Crota's End was correctly forming the bridge, so let me fly over one at [b]160 kph.[/b] Also, Rainbow Road. [b][i]Sexy Sweeper Bot flag drop:[/i][/b] Beginning of the race, out walks Sweeper Bot, in a tight crop top and jean shorts, [b]3...[i]2....[u]1....[/u][/i][/b] [b]GO![/b] [b][i]Post-Race Lancing:[/i][/b] If I can't have Shank Jousting, please give me this. [b][i]1st person view option:[/i][/b] I [i]will[/i] hit the wall. I'd like to see what my sparrow sees when I end its life. [b][i]Bass drop:[/i][/b] Actually I just mean a very large fall, like entering the Gorgon's Lair via the jump of death. [b][i]Dismantle mines/Taken Captains:[/i][/b] I'm fine with either. Let's spice it up. [b][i]Dual sparrow:[/i][/b] Let me bring a friend with me. With a gun. First one across the line ([b]alive)[/b] gets the cake. [b][i]Shut up Ghost:[/i][/b] <--- [b][i]Louder, faster clown horns:[/i][/b] But only if you hate us. [b][i]Mara Sov/Petra cheerleaders:[/i][/b] Cayde and Shaxx for the ladies. [b][i]Jumping Puzzles/Transept:[/i][/b] Just kidding. Probably... Those are just a few things off the top of my head. [spoiler]For real on the loop-de-loop, though.[/spoiler][/quote] I am taking à break with car racing. After hours of grinding yesterday I finally reach rank 3 for my hunter but now I just dont have the motivation to level up my titan. Just cant do it reepeating the same thing over and over again. Wouahhhhhh what a nightmare
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1 ReplyI like how they use BMW as one of their gear set and M Sparrow series.
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1 ReplySHUT UP GHOST!
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lol this is too funny but it definitely would make it better!
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3 Replies1. Yes 2. yes. 3. yes. 4. eh. 5. eh. 6. YES 7. eh, yes. 8. NO NO NO GOD NO PLEASE GOD I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES IF YOU DON'T DO THIS PLEASE 9. YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES 10. Yes 11. Yes. 12. In bikinis and thongs. 13. NO NO NO GOD NO PLEASE GOD I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES IF YOU DON'T DO THIS PLEASE
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1 Replysome good ideas. i would also like to throw spike/tripmine grenades at a wall for people behind me to get hit with.
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2 RepliesI like taken captains. Interesting.
