DO I HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! DO I HAVE EXXXXXXPPPPPLLOOOOSSSSIIIIOOOONNSSSS?!?!?!?! IF YOU THINK YOUR BADASS ENOUGH TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOUR DEAD WRONG!!! YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS BADASS TO RIDE THIS RIDE!!! *gestures hand to chest level* HAVE YOU EVER BLOWN UP THE OCEAN WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE EXPLOSION WHILE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND AMERICAN FLAG WAVE IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE EAGLES STRAPPED WITH FIREWORKS EXPLODE INTO A FIERY BURST OF FREEDOM SO BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST BADASS MAN ALIVE WEEP LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHO JUST GOT HER DOLLY TAKEN AWAY FROM HER BY BILLY WHO LIVES DOWN THE STREET WHICH ACTUALLY LEADS TO A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE BEFORE THEY WENT THEIR SEPERATE WAYS BECAUSE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR COLLEGES WAS JUST TOO GREAT!?!?!?!?$?!?!?!??,!,),?,?,?,?,?,?,,??!?!?!?!