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Edited by Rbreezay: 12/6/2015 8:52:25 PM
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Hunters! Prepare to take back our THRONES!

The Hunters. Are. Coming.

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  • Edited by Vultur 97: 12/4/2015 10:11:09 AM
    *The Hunters come to reclaim their "throne"* *They see a Warlock already sitting on it* *The Warlock gives them the middle finger* -"You, book eater scum, get out of there" -"Nope, this isn't your throne" -"This is OUR THRONE" -"Again, no, look at the top of it" *The throne has a little inscription that says: "throne of skill"* -"Wait, what?!" *A wild Defender appears in another throne and drops his bubble* *some Hunters are attracted by the bubble, like moths to a light, the moment they put their feet in the bubble, the Titan smashes them with their fists or blow their heads with Inmobius* -"You aren't the chosen ones to sit in these thrones, *git gud*, then come again for me" *A Hunter stays out of the bubble, staring at the Titan, the Titan can see him* -"And you?" -"Nothing special, just waiting here" *The Hunter who was liderating the rest of his group (we will call him Huntard, because he's the most stoopid) yelled* -"What are you doing, noob, use your GG shot to destroy his bubble" -"The moment I draw my Golden Gun he'll suppress me and then kill me, no, I'll wait behind this corner" (huntard)-"You freakin' coward motherfu..." *The bubble vanishes* *Everything slows down* *And in 3 seconds, the Titan is in the floor, dead, the Hunter is damaged, but alive* (huntard)-"Wa-wa-wait... what did just happened" -"I... *hufff*... throw him a knife, and then... used my primary... he still used his Inmobius, but I was out of his range" (huntard)-"Well, now we can get his throne" (warlock)-"You should look at this" (huntard)-"Wut?" *The Titan's ghost respawns him and he sits again in his throne* -"Nice job, Hunter, here, have your throne" -"Thanks, nice fight" *Then, Huntard sees not 3 thrones, but instead, 30, 300, 3000, and the number of thrones still growing* (huntard)-"Ho... How?" -"I told ya, buddy, It isn't the class, it's the player who is behind the controller skill" (huntard)-"But... but... we were the master race..." -"That never existed" (huntard)-"But... but the sunbreakers... they were unstoppable, I've never killed one" *The Titan shrugs* -"Did anybody told you to try to fight them alone, or even to try to face them? Running away isn't for the cowards, is for the smart ones" (huntard)-"I... I..." -"Yes, we know" [i]And the community lived happily ever after, and they trained to become the true Master Race, the Skilled Race The End[/i]

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