1. You can no longer have sex or have any biological children of your own. You get 50 million dollars.
2. You can have sex only in missionary for the rest of your life, for a maximum of 10 minutes per day. You get 2 million dollars.
3. You can have sex as much as you like, but only with 3/10s and below (No butterfaces). You get 8 million dollars.
4. You have to marry your most recent ex immediately and you can never divorce, and must live together. You get 150 million dollars in store gift cards (cannot be made into currency)
Which do you pick and why?
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[i]1. I don't know what I'm missing out on anyway, but I do have opposable thumbs..[/i]