If you are uneasy with racist jokes don't open the spoilers. [spoiler]Do you know any racist jokes? Actually, don't say any because [i]there is a black guy in family tree.[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]What do you call an Asian on wheels? Virgin Mobile.[/spoiler] [spoiler]A boy is sitting on the front porch with his Grandpa. His Grandpa lighted up a cigar and the boy says, "Could I try that?" Then his Grandpa asks him, "Well, can your dick touch your ass?" The boy then says no. Then his grandpa said, "well then you can't try my cigar." The next morning the boy's grandpa cracks open a beer. The boy asks, "Can I try your drink?" His grandpa then asks again, "can your dick touch your ass?" Then the boy replys no. Then his grandpa said he couldn't have any. The next morning his grandpa is reading the news. The boy asks, "Can I read that?" Then yet again, his grandpa asks, "Can your dick touch touch your ass?" Per usual the boy says no. Then his grandpa said he can't read the newspaper. The next morning his grandpa is sitting on the porch, watching the sunrise. Then the boy walks out and has a big cookie in his hand. His grandpa then asks, "Hey could you share you cookie with me? Your dear grandpa?" The boy then asks, "can your dick touch your ass?" His grandpa then replys, "It sure can!" The boy then replys, "well then you can go [b]fu[/b]ck yourself!" [/spoiler] [spoiler]So I was taking a walk in the park, then this hot Asian chick walks up to me. Then I ask for her phone number and she says, "Sex sex sex! Free sex tonight!" At this point I'm anxious to meet her for real. Then her friend walks up to me and says, "Sorry she has a strong accent. She said '666-3629'" [/spoiler] [spoiler]What's faster than the speed of light? A Jew with a coupon.[/spoiler]