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Edited by BobBQ: 11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke

Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now Missing a lot of games So Tell me a joke :) Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones

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  • Why did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]It was stapled to the chicken.[/spoiler] What s the difference between a baby and a lambo? [spoiler]I don't have a lambo in my garage.[/spoiler] What is the difference between a baby and an onion? [spoiler]I cry when I chop up onions.[/spoiler] How do you get a baby out of a blender? [spoiler]Tortilla chips. (That was hard to spell)[/spoiler] What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? [spoiler]He wiped his bum.[/spoiler] Knock, knock? Who's there? [u][i][b]NOT THE BABY[/b][/i][/u]

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