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Edited by U Got Sarged: 8/16/2016 2:34:07 AM
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Red Team Followers Unite!

Loyal members of Red Team, the blue army is beginning to gather their forces. We must start getting prepared. Here is the enemy base https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/170565717/0/0. [b]If you're willing to assist the Red team and wish to have a position, tell me below.[/b] [b]Delta:[/b] Commander of Ship maintenance [b]Hungry Alduin[/b]: Guard [b]An Forklift[/b]: Forklift [b]logicalXSpectre:[/b] Heavy weapons handler [b]seAWeEd1998:[/b]Weapons Technician [b]A Thankful Rifle:[/b] Gunsmith [b]Monty:[/b] Assistant Gunsmith [b]Skoriks:[/b] Shady arms dealer 100 replies: Wow 200 replies: dirty blues 300 replies: some one shoot grif 400 replies: everyone gets a ride in the warthog 500 replies: you just got sarge'd 600 replies: that's kick ass 700 replies: I've got a boner for murder 800 replies: SHOTGUN 900 replies: today's a good day for you to die 1000 replies: Calling Dr. Sarge 1250 replies: I am running out of quotes...HALP 1500 replies: Bluetard 1750 replies: The Blues never sleep 2000 replies: What in Sam Hill???? 2250 replies: Glory Glory to the Red Team 2500 replies: I said...SHOTGUN 3000 replies: I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE

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  • [quote]We were doing Kings Fall Hard Mode. We, being level 310's, blew through the raid. We were in a time crunch. Only 2 hours to complete it and XxboyXxkillaXxx had wasted 45 minutes on the jumping puzzle. We blew through Warpriest and Gogoroth. 30 minutes. Once again XxboyXxkillaXxx refused to switch from blink and wasted 20 minutes on the second jumping puzzle. We destroy the sisters in 5 minutes, the 6 of us pumping into Oyrx's Daughters. We have 20 minutes to kill Oyrx. We wipe twice, both times because of XxboyXxkillaXxx refusing to kill the ogres, claiming he is a pacifist. 10 minutes left. We do considerable damage to Oyrx in the first 3 rounds considering XxboyXxkillaXxx jumped off the side in the beginning shouting random Bill Nye quotes. Fourth round. I grab the relic easily. One guy dies by jumping into the ship. Another from the Vessel. 3 people left. We stagger Oyrx, but they don't make it to the blights. It is just me. I do barely just enough damage to Oyrx to bring him to the front. I accidentally reload my ToM, and run out of bullets killing an Aycolyte. I don't have time to use a primary synth. I put my last 3 sniper shots into Oyrx but it isn't enough. I can't use my sword. I am doomed. Oyrx chuckles. Ready to end my life. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! IN THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN! *Shesmynerd has joined the fireteam*. I see him rise above Oyrx. Cast in a veil of light. "Feel my wrath! For my name is Shesmyne... HE SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL!" *Guardian Down" Crap. Oyrx chuckles again. Tbaggs Shesmynerd and messages him, "Git gud skrub". BUT WHAT IS THIS! HOPE! *Smoggypluto has joined the fireteam* I hear the thud of a Sunbreaker super being used. He appears in a silhouette of light. The light slowly dies away and I see him. Smoggypluto. "I am not worthy", I cry. He looks at Oyrx. He opens his mouth but Morgan Freeman's voice comes out. "This is my swamp". He lifts up his Y10 Gjallihorn and kills Oyrx in one shot, while simultaneously Tbagging Shesmynerd's ghost. We all get our rewards. All 330 Light, except for XxboyXxkillaXxx, he gets shards. I didn't see mine. I sniffle and ask Smoggy what I got. "Check you're inventory." I completely missed Smoggy's misspelling of "your". I inspect myself and ghasp. Primary equiped: Y2 Thorn. Pre nerf. Chestpiece: Twilight Garrison. Secondary: Better Than Yours, exotic sniper. Heavy. I choke back tears. I must be strong for Smoggy. His Y10 Gjallahorn. Signed by Bill Nye, the Science guy. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I stammer. He hops on Xylar, The Timeless. "Black Ops 3 is going to kill Destiny", XxboyXxkillaXxx remarks. "Shut up Meg", Smoggy says. He winks at me and flies away to help others in need. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I repeat. The sound of Shesmynerd crying faintly in the background.[/quote]

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