originally posted in:The Roleplay League
"Course not. We jump off the Tower more than we should already."
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"That's true."
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"Yeah, who knows how many bodies there are at the bottom of the tower?"
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"I'd guess more than five hundred."
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"I was going to say the exact same thing."
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"Huh. I guess we [i]do[/i] have some inter-dimensional link, or something like that."
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"I've always wondered what happens to those bodies. Maybe Xur takes the exotics from our dead bodies and sells it to us."
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"I've thought of something similar to that."
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"Such as?"
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"Xûr comes in and steals the bodies. Then he goes back home, and rips of the gear the bodies have. Exotics? Strange vibrating coins for him."
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"Seems reasonable."
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"Yeah. That's why I don't like getting stuff from him. Who knows? My theory might be true, and someone comes back from the dead and haunts me for taking their stuff."
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"Sounds like something I'd do,"
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"Yeah? Well, who wouldn't?"
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"Very serious people."
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"Understandable."
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"Very."
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"Heh. Figured as much."
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"Might be crazy, but I think this is leading up to yet another Awkward Moment."
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"Three."
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"Four's better."
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"Two."
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"Two's a nice number."
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"One."
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"Zero?"
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"....."