Not really a good satire to be honest. Had a buddy that didn't feel like farming the fragments. Then he finally decided to get them and was pleasantly surprised as to how easy it was and how little time it took. It's an exotic you can easily get and requires no luck. Its what the community wanted. Y1 complaints were about rng and now complaints are that it is too much work? My conclusion is the forums are full of bitches. And although you say it's satire still doesn't keep you from sounding like one :/ that is why I think it's a very poor attempt.