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11/9/2015 5:18:02 PM
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So You're Buried Alive...
Scenario: You have been kidnapped and placed in a coffin suited to your height, give a couple inches. You have only your normal day-to-day clothes and a wallet with a credit card and I.d.
How would [i]you[/i] escape?
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Edited by VeIkro: 11/13/2015 4:45:35 PMNot possible to escape at all though.
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2 RepliesKill Bill that shit
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I'd use the credit card and id to saw my fingers off, eat them, drink the blood, and in the meantime scream for help
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8 RepliesI'd rather just die, that sounds like a lotta work.
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Oh, not a problem. I have a knife.
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Use the three inch punch to escape
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Not do what Ryan Reynolds did.
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3 RepliesI always carry a lighter on me, so I'd set myself and the coffin on fire, which killing me and consuming all the oxygen left in the coffin for a quick but painful death.
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1 ReplyI take my ID, and press the picture against the wood, and the picture is so hideous that the lid of the coffin, and dirt on top of it is propelled away in sudden, violent disgust, and I am free to climb out.
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14 RepliesSnap credit card in half Two halves make a whole Climb out the hole
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Only six feet? Easy. Burn my way out with a bit of fire breath.
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Use my suicide vest
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Probably die.... But, I could try to MacGuyver the shit out of this and use a watch and the microchip in the credit card to create a signal transmitter or something.
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1 ReplyEdited by Legend To None: 11/11/2015 7:28:42 AMThey have to break the dead body's legs to fit them in an average coffin. So if its suited to our height are our legs broken? Or is this in a fictional world where they make 6-Foot coffins? Id call cops and family on my phone
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1 ReplyIt's so simple just....sit up and leave
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1 ReplyHow far am I in the ground?
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4 Repliesi would just step out nobody says the coffin was buried or closed
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Establish a pee corner
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Easy. C4!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kill Bill that shit and just bust the box and climb through the dirt and out. Cuz -blam!- physics and gravity
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Falcon punch my way out of it.
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I wouldn't, this sounds perfect.
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I would open the lid to the coffin and get out
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Edited by Cyndergate: 11/11/2015 5:23:12 AMSo I'd have my Drill Necklace? Easy. Dig my self out, I mean, Just who the hell do you think I am?!
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Snap credit card in half, proceed to slitting my wrists
