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Hey folks. I thought it might be good to start a little thread on here to get to know my fellow clan/group members... if im going to fight back the dark forces, i need to know the guardian who has my back! (WAY back!)
I dont know if its always the case, but my GT is the same as my name on here and am on the big black bone. Im in ol blighty so get on evenings and weekends UK time.
Im not much of a competitive player as it can get dangerous for me to be as i can get quite competitive! haha I prefer to have a laugh while going about my business ridding the galaxy of evil... its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it!
Feel free to add me and give me a shout if you wanna do anything...
Stay frosty Guardians!
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.