[quote]*A Wild Gringo has appeared*
I look at Deej with my sexy eyes. I say "You wanna go into the back and release the Archon Priest from his cell [b]FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS?!"[/b]
He looks stunned. "What?"
"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."
I drag him to the changing room. I pull the Gjallihorn out of his hands and tear off his Crest of Alpha Lupi and I ask him, "Have you heard of the Black Garden?".
He makes a mad grab for my throwing knife. He has it before I can even react. He takes off his No Backup Plans and cuts his thumb so there is a bead of blood on the tip.
"[i]I[/i] have heard the legends I say in my sexiest voice. I slowly suck it off the blood. It tastes like Eris' raisins.
He chuckles, "This wizard came from the moon" and takes off his Dunemarchers.
His thumb still in my mouth, I reach for his "Little Light"
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I think, "This beast has cum. Claiming to be king."
He looks up at me while he pops a heavy ammo synth. He gleams at me with that naughty smile he had when he nerfed Auto rifles. "We've awoken the Hive."
I sneer at him. Squeezing through my ATS Tarantula. "Good luck getting past the Exclusion Zone." I hiss. And he blinks away laughing and singing "Year 2 Gjallahorn. Year 2 Gjallarhorn."[/quote]
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