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Edited by *Unintelligible Screaming*: 11/8/2015 4:49:21 PM
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Creepy guy in my neighborhood, what should I do?

Funny answers allowed, not too worried about it. Edit: posted this not 10 minutes ago, already have 30 replies, keep em comin! Edit: HOLY CRAP! 100 comments! Keep em coming! Will post favorite answers below: Yahgohbee: [quote]Take a bow and arrow and [spoiler]put an arrow in his knee. That will put an end to his creeping adventures. [/spoiler][/quote] Shag6: [quote]Go invis and use backstab[/quote] Osiris: [quote]Look at him and yell fist me daddy. If he perks up, run. If hes like dafuq, you're fine. [spoiler]Try yelling as loud as possible.[/spoiler][/quote] Burndudeep5: [quote]Shoot the shit out of him with one of your exotics[/quote] Icyman441: [quote]Walk up to him spas out, spin your head continuously and act like you are posed. It will surely scare him away.[/quote] LemonTowel: [quote]Wear your hottest cut-off jean shorts and tube top. Then invite him over to dinner and see where it goes.[/quote] KARTTO_: [quote]If he's up to no good, and therefore causing trouble in your neighborhood. I would suggest consulting your mother about moving to live with your uncle and aunt in bel-air.[/quote] Reonylus: [quote]Go out and pee on him to show dominance. But care, if he starts peeing back: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER piss in a cross. That shit is taboo, and you don't want to mess with the occult.[/quote] Ironterror58: [quote]Get the squirrel from ice age, point to the guy and say [spoiler]hes got nuts in his pants...go wild [/spoiler][/quote]

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  • Walk up to him... Slowly. Tell him "Good news, there's no need to wonder where your god is, cause he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy." Then move closer, and whisper in his ear, "Dismantle mines, yes?" Walk away, laughing maniacally.

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