Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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[i]When Chuck Norris enters the Vault of Glass, Atheon voluntarily walks off the edge. When Chuck Norris melees Crota, Crota gets a message saying "Contacting Destiny Servers." Chuck Norris generated one Orb of Light on Mars. We know it today as the Traveler. [/i]