Chuck Norris saw Xur's strange groins and survived to tell about it
Touch of Malice was made droplets of Chuck Norris's sweat while he did 10,000,000 pushups
When Chuck Norris fights the Templar, he summons his legions and the Templar hides on top of the ledge
Eris's last name is Morn because Chuck Norris killed everyone she loved so now she "morns" them
Chuck Norris got every promised drop in the Iron Banner
The tower NPC's are wearing masks because the masks that Chuck Norris got for the Festival of the Lost were made from the actual faces of the NPC's
When Chuck Norris fights Golgoroth; Golgoroth has to hold HIS gaze.
Chuck Norris knows who the exo stranger is and she had time to explain to him why she had no time to explain
Chuck Norris punches Deej in the face at the end of every one of DeeJ's community posts. That's why the last line is always "DeeJ Out." DeeJ isn't writing that.
Eris gave Chuck Norris king size candy bars instead of raisins
Chuck Norris can get exotic engrams from Rahool..... for free.... and he decided what armor or weapon they decrypt into
Chuck Norris never got the Chaperone. Because Chuck doesn't need a Chaperone for anything
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[quote]strange groins[/quote]
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Those were pretty lame dude
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25 likes on my post says they're better than anything you came up with..... oh wait, you didn't contribute at all. Thanks [spoiler]Also Chuck Norris is the Chosen Juan that's why you couldn't use that name without brackets[/spoiler]
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Okay... I guess
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Burned!!! Fùckin roasted!!!
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30 now
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The Golgoroth made me giggle
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups... He pushes the earth away from him
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How many push ups can chuck Norris do? All of them.
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hahaha I can't decide which I like more: [quote]When Chuck Norris fights Golgoroth; Golgoroth has to hold HIS gaze. Eris gave Chuck Norris king size candy bars instead of raisins Chuck Norris never got the Chaperone. Because Chuck doesn't need a Chaperone for anything[/quote]