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11/6/2015 2:03:17 AM
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You will get to wage war alongside the glorious members of red team. [spoiler]and potentially kill Grif [/spoiler]
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Anything else?
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You can drink the blood of the blues. [spoiler]and we have cookies[/spoiler]
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I'm being persuaded to join the reds. Mainly because the blues haven't tried anything to persuade me into joining them.
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We have mlg dew and Doritos here, we also have a gif, and we have an [b]assortment[/b] of cookies and top notch training and soldiers.
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Hmm. Go on.
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We have the best respawn animations and even 3 second timers, but you won't be dying to reds at all, you will be using our high tech spartan self repairing and healing Mjolnir set of armor that is resistant to red fire. Our weaponry disintegrates red armor and shields, and handle much more efficiently, with larger ammo charges and ammo is teleported directly to your gun do you don't have to waste time with scavenging for ammo or reloads, we also have all the assassinations. When not in the battlefield, we have a luxurious resort with 5 infinity star ratings. [spoiler]and we gave dat Netflix and chill, your move [/spoiler]
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Sounds promising.
