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11/5/2015 11:02:12 PM
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Starting a class war, feel free to join.
Hello there, fellow foe or team mate.
So here I'm going to pour salt on Hunters and Titans but in a civilIzed manner.
Hunters:
A stupid cross-breed between a bunny and a skinny being that can't jump for his life and by far has the worst arms ever. Whenever I see the Hunter's arm in first person I want to feed it more food so it doesn't look ridiculously skinny. It also has the tendency to ask for nerfs on anything that can possibly ruin their reputation as being an invincible "know-it all" legend.
Besides from their distant relatives being bunnies they look very very very very ugly without their cloak. It is like when a man with receding hair takes off his hat.
Titan:
Opposite of the Hunter having arms as fat as dinosaurs and they need bubbles to protect them when the pizza man comes. Also they have by far the worst helmets. It is basically a square. Square. Basic. Just like Titans. Also just their names are basic. And they do NOT have a good friendship between the gunsmith because the Fabian or Fabien Strategy is a piece of junk that takes up an exotic slot. And Sun breakers? Pppff. Guess 20 flaming heat-seeking one shotting hammers isn't over powered. Striker is such trash I don't need to bash on it. Strikers worst enemy. Heights.
Feel free to bash on Warlocks and I will defend. Better than the Titans at least.
Important note: This is just for fun obviously, don't be a moron. You can however, eat popcorn and or contribute in this war.
:D
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Cabal master race
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96 RepliesEdited by Zeprexa: 11/7/2015 10:46:38 PMHunters were brave enough to hunt ahamkaras Titan build/defended the last city Warlocks read books( i thought locks never get butthurt, most of the replies are butthurt warlocks not knowing this is a joke. You know as in the purpose of the forum post. Whatever) Edit: if any locks get too butthurt I got some cream that you can rub on your asshole.It worked for your mom so it might work for you. Scruffy I'm looking at you :\
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i love it how u left the warlocks out :)
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1 ReplyCursed thrall master race. 10/10 would explode again
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Servitors are the master class
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12 RepliesAdmit it, all you Hunters and Warlocks feel a little bit more protected when you see a Titan around
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A class war? Great. Down with the poor, -blam!- the middle class. Long live the 1%
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1 ReplyWarlocks: best damn melee in the game because of range and from giving you a over shield with some sick grenades as well. In addition not bad at parkour either. -sun singer the self revivers who save you ass in trials, night falls, hard mode, and a lot more -void walker just plain fun to play with in crucible, can kill and entire other trials team with ease and can mess a boss up, and has blink (op) -storm caller an add clearing beast which spawns a good amount of orbs, can also take down some good health on a boss, and is really fun and good in crucible Warlocks have also been the first people to solo or for vog and Kings fall two man a raid. Overall I love the warlock and I don't like the criticism it gets from other people Titan is good specifically defender and sun breaker but striker is trash. Overall Titans are good and a very helpful class to have in a raid or trials but unlike warlocks it's super is kind of a crutch for this class. Melee is point blank and crappy and the two only grenades that are good are the disorienting one and the sun breakers 2nd grenade. The jump is probably the best jump out of all the characters Hunter is honestly a pretty fun class to play as but is it amazing or ever necessary...no I love going invisible that is extremely fun but the jump if your not using bones of eao and triple jump falls short but is quick and effective Melee is also bad except if your a nights talker and have smoke bomb or poison because that's really good and saves me a lot. Blade dancer is not as good as storm caller for clearing adds but is very effective in crucible Nightstalker is effective but not really necessary in any situation other than golgoroth or the two knights in Court of oryx Overall hunters are not bad but not as good as people say they are
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Vault dweller --> holds 310 pounds Power armor Pause time as you look at your oversized watch Unlimited healing Cut people with your post apocalyptic currency
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Warlocks Ftw
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1 ReplyAll classes suck . Cryptarch ftw
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*gets one hit by hammer*
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1 ReplyI'm sorry, you have an opinion!? Unacceptable!!! If you're not a Hunter then you clearly don't know how to play the game!
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I have the stuff if anyone is buying.
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1 ReplyWhy not void vs solar vs arc. That is much more interesting and all classes can be included on to one team
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Screw the bourgeoisie! Wait, wrong class war. Here we go, hunters suck!!!!
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3 RepliesWarlocks are useless in the raid
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1 Reply*pulls up foldable chair on the tower* *sits on chair*"f°uck forgot the popcorn " *gets up, makes popcorn* *grabs binoculars* *opens beer* "feel free to join me watch the carnage" *sits on chair* "my money is on the.."*spills beer*"thanks bungie...,arrg!"
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*Eats popcorn... Looks at average K/D of each class... Continues to eat popcorn*
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Hunters suck
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Edited by Clone148: 11/13/2015 6:24:45 PMI would bash on Warlock, but they're so squishy I'd probably kill them
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1 ReplyWarlocks, death waits under every 2 inch fall because they will never get back up, Titans, to scared to go to anything without stolen Thor's hammer put in a bonfire
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Warlocks with your fairy float that you use as a pathetic excuse for a jump. Shitting out space magic and rubbing it on chest thinking itll make you invulnerable. All you warlocks got some weak freaky fetish with animal skulls. Using some lame assss arm band for a class item how pathetic. Titan: I think the traveler mistook a colony of slugs for humans when it made the titans. All they do us sit around a -blam!-ing wall and from time to time try to push it. When you ask them what theyre doing theyll say "We are the wall,We are the city" then continue to shit in their tin suits that they use for armor. When the times right theyll pull a hammer out of their ass and start chucking it around the room while chanting"WE ARE THE WALL" then when theyre done with the super theyll go back to shitting in their own hand and smearing on their beloved wall
