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"Bro, my wife just got me a PS4! Im not sure what this destiny bundle is, lemme check it when ever I got time. Wtf, these graphics!!!! It's like im in a movie. Alright I got time for one level..
Omg omg omg, I just got a Lvl. 2 Rifle. Bro im so Pro!!!! I bet nobody makes it to level 2 this fast!!!! Alright, damn check out my new new stuff im my rewards. Alright, screw it, I got time for 1 more"
(3 Days go by, family and wife think the new game is great for daddy, he needs to relax anyways)
" Yes!!! Level 40 I made it!!!! Im done!! I beat the game!!!! Im better then everyone!!!"
Wtf, are these legendary marks?!?! Huh?? Just 60 more for an engram?? Hell ya...just oneeeee moreee.
GRRR these engram from the Cryptarch are garbage, damn it, I need 150 more legendary marks and one new gun!!!
Wtf are all these raid weapons kicking my ass. Oh snap, I need 1 more.
(2 weeks go by, 238 mountain dews and 18 Pizzas (double cheese double pepperoni)
Hmmm. It appears my 280 light does not suffice, I no longer feel complete as a human, I need more light.
(It appears my wife, kids, family, and even my religion (sorry jesus) are beginning to get in the way of my true destiny.....Destiny
Its been 2 months now. Im doing good. I noticed I don't crave upgrades as much anymore. Not since that day....
I realized I would always need 1 more. That days o had to decide, my pregnant wife, or a video game.
That night the Destiny Gods came to my house.....they made me an offer. ( they would let me be the first person in the world to be light level 330. I took the offer. Those suckers traded for my unborn kid.
It doesn't matter. All that matters is destiny now.
(Some time has passed, last I heard Bungie named our little girl [spoiler]Top Secret[/spoiler], and they're raising her to be a Senior Game Developer as well as part time sandwich maker. I couldn't be more proud to of abandoned her)
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"Double cheese, double pepperoni" It's the way forwards!!
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What kind of cake [spoiler]carrot[/spoiler] [spoiler]chocolate[/spoiler] [spoiler]no[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't say it[/spoiler] [spoiler][b]BOTH!?!?![/b][/spoiler]
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Well Destiny is pretty much virtual crack and most will get highly addicted. Lol
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So....it's a boy?
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[quote]"Bro, my wife just got me a PS4! Im not sure what this destiny bundle is, lemme check it when ever I got time. Wtf, these graphics!!!! It's like im in a movie. Alright I got time for one level.. Omg omg omg, I just got a Lvl. 2 Rifle. Bro im so Pro!!!! I bet nobody makes it to level 2 this fast!!!! Alright, damn check out my new new stuff im my rewards. Alright, screw it, I got time for 1 more" (3 Days go by, family and wife think the new game is great for daddy, he needs to relax anyways) " Yes!!! Level 40 I made it!!!! Im done!! I beat the game!!!! Im better then everyone!!!" Wtf, are these legendary marks?!?! Huh?? Just 60 more for an engram?? Hell ya...just oneeeee moreee. GRRR these engram from the Cryptarch are garbage, damn it, I need 150 more legendary marks and one new gun!!! Wtf are all these raid weapons kicking my ass. Oh snap, I need 1 more. (2 weeks go by, 238 mountain dews and 18 Pizzas (double cheese double pepperoni) Hmmm. It appears my 280 light does not suffice, I no longer feel complete as a human, I need more light. (It appears my wife, kids, family, and even my religion (sorry jesus) are beginning to get in the way of my true destiny.....Destiny Its been 2 months now. Im doing good. I noticed I don't crave upgrades as much anymore. Not since that day.... I realized I would always need 1 more. That day I had to decide, my pregnant wife, or the video game. That night the Destiny Gods came to my house.....they made me an offer. ( they would let me be the first person in the world to be light level 330. I took the offer. Those suckers traded for my unborn kid. It doesn't matter. All that matters is destiny now.[/quote]
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1 MORE!!!!!