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Edited by overlordkualsi: 1/16/2016 12:41:00 AM
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Law of the Jungle: A Destiny Roleplay (RETIRED)

[b]NOTICE: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN RETIRED. IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO ROLEPLAY, PLEASE JOIN "THE ROLEPLAY LEAGUE".[/b] [b][u]Sign Up Before Starting![/u][/b] This is the follow-up to the immensely popular Destiny Roleplay, "Oh Brave New World." It is a complete reboot, so all events of that Roleplay have been disregarded. [b][u]Please sign up here before starting![/u][/b]: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/153708903/0/0/1 "His name is Oryx, the Taken King. And he's coming for you, Guardian. Can you blame him? You killed his son with his own sword." Crota's death was a sign to being a beyond our miniscule corner of the universe. Now, we face Oryx, Crota's father. Now, we take up arms against a god, and his trans dimensional army. So, think you can kill a god? [b]Rules[/b]: Do not violate the Bungie.net Code of Conduct. Do not kill other people's characters. No god modding. "One Liner" Roleplay is discouraged (i.e. *John walked up the hill*). These rules will update as the RP progresses. [b]Game Link[/b] "Game Link" a new feature that is being implemented in this Roleplay. By completing certain tasks within the game, you can earn rewards for your characters. There are two variations of Game Link. [b]Quests[/b]: Quests follow a pre determined storyline. To partake in quests, you must complete certain tasks in game. Completing Quests can earn your character rewards. Quests are available anytime once they are released. [b]Events[/b]: Events are similar to Quests, except they do not follow a storyline, and are available for a limited time. As with Quests, completing Events can earn your character rewards. [b]Admins[/b] Overlord_Kualsi The Internet Phlerox Storm Wizard Spicy Wolf Turbo1611 H 345 The Mute Button Vaaxius

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  • >be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled

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